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[Closed] Is Heaven more crowded than British beaches this weekend?

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If all this religious claptrap is to be believed, Heaven must be a pretty crowded place by now.

If you tot up all the God fearing people who lead righteous lives and are now living in the eyernity of the glorious kingdom of God, won't it be a bit rammed up there?

What do people in heaven actually do?

Who provides all the services and works hard to make sure everyone is happy?

Who makes sure everyone does their fair share?

How could successful people from this earth adapt to living alongside the meek and lowly?

Wouldn't people in heaven get a bit bored after all this eternal wonderment?

Wouldn't people get stressed out with the billions of others all bathing in the glory of the Father? I can't imagine there wouldn't be the odd punch up over something.

And what about Hell? If it's all fire and brimstone down there, wouldn't people get torched? Then where would they go? Another Hell? That would be really bad, but when people get frazled again, then where do they go?

I wish my little brain could work out some answers!

 
Posted : 23/04/2011 5:01 pm

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