Is anyone on here NOT a white, heterosexual,christian(ish)?

Ok then; can I have a box that sez ‘Of multiple ethnic heritage but identify culturally as British although still acknowledge the influence of non-British culture in forming my own indivudual identity’ then please?

Only if we can we also have: “West Philadelphia born and raised. On the playground was where I spent most of my days. Chillin’ out maxin’ relaxin’ all cool and all shootin some b-ball outside of school.
When a couple of guys who were up to no good startin making trouble in my neighborhood. I got in one little fight and my mom got scared. She said ‘You’re movin’ with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'”

🙂 @ Binners. that’s how I imagine Elf.

But you’re not from Mars, Elf so that was just silly.

It was no more ridiculous than the original question, mind…

I’m sorry Elf but the Loony Tunes martian is a very apt avatar for you I think!

t was no more ridiculous than the original question, mind..

Why? I get asked “where do you come from?” all the time. Doesn’t seem like a ridiculous question at all to me.

I suspect you are more sensitive about your cultural identity than you let on.

Not sure if half rice / half chips works

Toad in the hole?

It was no more ridiculous than the original question, mind…

Should really have been a ” 😉 ” on that post. Thought it was obvious 😉

TSY – reminds me of the mixed team at SSMM one year – “Four toads and a hole”

That (most) STWers on here are confessing to their straightness whilst salivating over a long post is brilliantly ironic. 😉

I was worried that I was too white, heterosexual and Christian (ish)…

Then I remembered my constant companion – Susan the Commencal – is female, black and a devout admirer of the works of KD Lang. Phew! 😉

I like battered sausages and in my past used to love getting right mucky with a kebab.

I saw a black guy at Laggan the other week. 😯

Obviously I pointed and stared.

In my own entirely anecdotal and subjective experience – I reckon there are a lot more ethnic minorities out enjoying the countryside in places like the Lake District than there were when I was a kid. Don’t know if there are any stats to back that up……

So how does one know if a fellow bike rider is straight or gay,

Lycra, hard seat,no suspension,big smile,clean bike,clean imaculate dress sence, clean chain,etc.

Or is that a straight rider…..

Why?

Because it was an utterly irrelevant question. And not one actually designed to gain important information, but to make me feel uncomfortable and possibly intimidated. I think the policeman was more miffed that this haddunt had the desired effect, more than anything.

I have found that answering with the truth, which is ‘Hackney’, has also confuzzled police officers asking the very same question. I have even been told, after volunteering the correct and truthful information when asked of me, in a polite and courteous manner, ‘don’t get cocky/smart/clever with us sonny’. Which is most strange, I think you’ll agree.

Police officers are a bit odd I think. I mean, they don’t seem to appreciate it when I call them ‘sonny’, now…. 😕

Ho hum…

Susan the Commencal

dunno why but this makes me laugh out loud!!

No worse than me calling my Nicolai “Ulrika” simply because it is bright orange…

Rachel

Heather the Heckler does it for me

I have my Mothers bloodline which I think entitles me to marry a proper Jewish girl 8)

I’m not a colour but I am fiercely British. Grrrrr.

I have found that answering with the truth, which is ‘Hackney’, has also confuzzled police officers asking the very same question

Well there you have a bit more of a case. But (personally, speaking as a WASP) I still don’t think I’d find that particularly irrelevant or intimidating when directed at me.

‘don’t get cocky/smart/clever with us sonny’. Which is most strange, I think you’ll agree.

Yeah. That certainly doesn’t sound like you 😉

Anyone can marry a proper Jewish girl, Hora….

‘Claudia’ Cannondale here (In my head it sounds like Claudia Cardinale. don’t judge me).

Not sure if half rice / half chips works – can we come up with more enjoyable food combo?

Fish and Chips or Sausage and Chips?

Claudia’ Cannondale

Sheesh, she sounds well dirty. 8)

I saw a black guy at Laggan the other week.

Obviously I pointed and stared.

In my own entirely anecdotal and subjective experience – I reckon there are a lot more ethnic minorities out enjoying the countryside in places like the Lake District than there were when I was a kid. Don’t know if there are any stats to back that up……

Interesting. In my equally unscientific opinion, I reckon in a year around the cotswolds I see less than 10 black or asian people out riding or rambling….what’s up with that?

I’m all about chips, so that narrows it down a bit, Charlie

Look at all you poofs riding girl’s bikes.

I ride Dallas the black Session10.

Hmmmmmmmmmm so you’re from Yorkshire and of Jewish descent. If only there were a lazy but handy cultural stereotype applicable to both? A shared character trait that sums you up perfectly. Almost defines you as a person? ….

Hmmmmmmm, no. Nothing springs to mind….

Anyone can marry a proper Jewish girl

Your not understanding where I’m coming from on this do you? Nay mind.

I’m all the above and have never met anyone on a mtb who isnt.

You’ve asked everyone you’ve ever met on a bike about their sexuality and religious beliefs? Wow.

Your not understanding where I’m coming from on this do you?

Hora; I really don’t want to know where you’re ‘coming from’ or what goes on in the dark, disgusting festering putrid recesses of your foul imagination, quite frankly. 😐

I’m all about chips, so that narrows it down a bit, Charlie

So It doesn’t really matter if it’s fish or sausage? See how well the food analogy works?

Hmmmmmmmmmm so you’re from Yorkshire and of Jewish descent. If only there were a lazy but handy cultural stereotype applicable to both?

Yes, if only we could get two stereotypes for the price of one!

Heather the Heckler does it for me

desperatley trying to remember what I called my heckler….nope sorry, gone.

Dramatic Chipmunk

Eh? Shouldn’t that be white, black, yellow? Or maybe English, Nigerian, Chinese? Or even Caucasian, Negroid, Mongoloid?

Strange mix of terms.

My mistake officer PC 🙄

I am neither white, christian and as alluded to earlier on, perhaps bisexual for most of the 94 world cup 😉

perhaps bisexual for most of the 94 world cup

Ah Roberto… you were after him too, then? 😉

Police officers are a bit odd I think.

Aaaaayy, come on – there’s no need for that nastiness and bigotry 🙄

I think you’ll find that those that frequent this forum are sensible, pleasant, well adjusted individuals 😯 🙂

Cant be bothered reading this lot ^^^

But I’ve only ever know 2 non-whites that ride – my mate Faz who some of you on hre may have met, he now guides in NZ and a black guy I met on one of the Northern STW rides, don’t remember his name.

I worked in a bike shop with two gay guys though neither of them actually cycled… do they count? They were brilliant salesmen despite knowing nothing about cycling which was interesting to watch. Maybe says a lot about how people choose what bike to buy in a shop…

I’m pasty and straight but heathen.

Hang on, I need to put on my David Cameron face for this… I was talking to an indian immigrant the other day, who told me that she’s worked hard so that her son never has to ride a bike, and was really upset when he asked for one- where she’s from, it marks you out as low status to be seen on a bike.

Obviously she thinks I’m a lunatic.

Is this anyones riding buddy?

Best troll thread ever: daily mailisms, offending every possible group and plenty of opportunity to say “i’m not racist, but…”

Personally, i never see any blacks, gays or heathens cycling. I think this is because they can’t balance and are afraid of tyres.