Ok all, new user here so thought it only polite to say “Hello” before I started wading in with my ‘expert’ opinions on everything!
Bristol-based and just changed from a carbon hard-tail XC bike (Scott Scale) to an ‘of the moment’ Rad, Gnarly All-Mountain Enduro Rig (or something like that the kids say I believe?).

Anyway, it is taking me a bit of time to get used to the new bike, but getting there.

Also have a road-bike for daily commuting duties, but the least said about that, the better!

What size wheels?

You *will* be judged for this 🙂

Welcome to the oracle of wisdom.

You are advised switch to Shimano Alfine or Rohloff Speedhub immediately for compulsory STW membership.

Please also make sure you have minimum 4 bikes for all occasions.

Driving automatic gear car is on the rise so ignore those still driving with manual gear system because they have ugly cars.

😆

Can you use a chainsaw? Drive an Audi? Own a coffee plantation?

Fancy a cephalopod?

Flash, it’s “wanna cyber” 🙄

Can you use a chainsaw? Drive an Audi? Own a coffee plantation?

WOODBURNER? WORK IN it?
EDIT – learned how to use CAPS LOCK?

Haha,
Think this is going to be an amusing group on here!

Preparing to be judged after switching from 26 to 650b! Already been judged by my riding mates who are all on 26. They clearly think that I am about 1 1/2 inches more awesome than them now!

Yes, drive an old Audi Estate. Just put a pic up on the bike-car thread. Does it make me less of an Audi twunk for having the full-fat RS version, or more of one?

No beard, nor do I own any spray-on jeans that the yoof seem to enjoy. I enjoy my coffee from a plastic cup.

Also, just learnt the word “Asshat” from another thread! A challenge to use that in a work meeting on Tuesday!

Does it make me less of an Audi twunk for having the full-fat RS version, or more of one?

Take a wild guess! 🙂

Have you got a wife/gf and is she fit?

Preparing to be judged after switching from 26 to 650b

[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ubw5N8iVDHI[/video]

Scaredy, not if you’re doing it right!

Good job it’s a bank holiday as that gives you loads of time to paint your fence, clean your patio and sort your pointing out before putting any photos of your bike on here.
Hello by the way.

i’m sorry but this is an intro 😉

[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=su9FxUFWefo[/video]

welcome by the way 🙂

Good job it’s a bank holiday as that gives you loads of time to paint your fence, clean your patio and sort your pointing out before putting any photos of your bike on here.

Or, more importantly, photos of your woodpile and / or shed.

You are Fred and I claim my £5.

You are TJ and I claim my £5.

Have you ever bought/sold a bike to/from Hora?*

*everyone else has

I don’t like the cut of his jib………….

Something doesn’t seem quite right.

i’m sorry but this is an intro

Awesome! They Sold A Million III