I had one of these a few months back, on a night ride waiting to cross a road for a car, just as the car passes a bunny hops out and gets clipped by it. Seems back or hind legs are busted as he's trying to pull himself off the road with front paws only. I looked at my mate and said 'we can't leave it like that' – and my mate responds, 'I agree – I'll hold your bike'
So I pick it up, intent on wringing its neck when it occurs to me I've
never done it before and have no idea how hard to pull. And I have visions of a police car coming past as a bloke in lycra with a light on his hat is stood there with half a bunny in one hand and bunny head in the other, covered in fresh bunny blood.
So I smacked his head proper hard on a gate post until he stopped wriggling instead.