I’m on the piss…who’s in?

Always beer before wine, makes you fine. And you can never have too much cheese.

The last cheese dream I had that I can remember I was playing baseball with Prince outside media city in Salford. The one before that I was teaching Princess Diane how to light her farts. I love a cheese dream 😀

Good stuff; the statins will whizz that cholesterol through your arteries.

One (not big) bottle of vodka between us and we are pissed.

To take this to a deep point, I thanked her for saving my life (she stopped me taking my life a few months ago just by being present) and now she’s singing for the first time openly in front of me – we got married in march after nearly 6 years together.

Life is challenging at times but by heck the good times always outweigh the crap.

Just home from a ‘party’ at a neighbours house.

Plenty of Ale, a bit of red wine and a few gins . I’m a bit pished

Ended up with drinking games in the garage. 🙂

I may feel worse for wear in the morning!

Sitting with a cheeky Trappist or three Mrs Ambrose comes in just shy of midnight having been out to empty the dog. One of the houses up the road has an alarm going off inside. Up we trot, me feeling a bit tipsy to investigate. Shouty man across the road winds his neck in when he realises that I’m on the phone to the police.

Semi-pi55ed Ambrose with his dodgy hip is wandering around the outside of this rather nice house whilst all the time talking to the nice policeman on the phone. Beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep going on in the background all the time. Reg number of nice car relayed over the phone to the police, lots and lots of banging on the door, ringing the bell and shouting through the letterbox too. No answer. Police are coming to investigate.

Blimey, so much for a quiet night in.

@keefezza- sounds like you’re winning at life! Keep up the good times, my friend. I can totally identify with what you’re saying. My wife saved me from the same.

Off it tbh, and based on my latest blood results looks like it’s going to be permanent. I’ve just picked up 5 dozen bottles of McLaren Vale Cabernet from work and they are sat under the carport with no home to go to. So much for working in the booze industry. ?

Sorry, fell asleep in the corner…thanks for not shaving my eyebrows off

Recovering after an afternoon of drinking at a damp Rhayader carnival, first bout of afternoon drinking in a long long while.

Sorry, fell asleep in the corner…thanks for not shaving my eyebrows off

Always shave just one eyebrow off as that gives said victim a dilemma; buy a false one or shave the other one off.

how’re your heads today?

Started a bit late…5 cans of export in…..decks fired up and mixing up old skool rave…ive probably got a hour before I started getting angry WhatsApp messages from the wife saying its too loud….1 more export before I call it a day…..work calls tomorrow …its only painting…ill be OK

Happy Sunday evening guys……you know tha score!!

how’re your heads today?

Wasn’t good this morning! May have been a little ill.

Sat in the sofa in the afternoon drinking tea, eating biscuits, and watching the TdF highlights from yesterday, and then today’s final stage.

Much better now thanks 😆

Mine was good as all I had was paracetamol and tea last night due to COVID.

Next week I’ll make up for it.

It’s been a long day today.  I was out in brum yesterday with some ex work mates.  Don’t remember much about the journey home, apart from the fact that I was sick (twice as far as my hazy memory recalls), then passed out on the walk home.  Only woke up when it started raining… Not big, not clever.  I did at least make it onto the train from brum, and I got home without losing anything, which is both a bonus and a turn up for the books.  I was also introduced to some German beer that tasted just like smoked sausage. Quite possibly the worst/wurst thing I have ever drunk in my life.  Tried to eat a smoky barbecue salad thingy from M&S earlier, but it just tasted like that ruddy beer.  I think it’s given me PTSD.

@Jonnyrobertson, for next weekend when you get the urge to have it again 😉

@toby1 do one.  I have sent the link to my mate though, so I’m sure he’ll be very grateful to you.

Mrs has just come in from a big walk and had the rest of that smoky barbecue salad thing for her lunch. I had to leave the room.  One sip was all I had. One sip early doors, and I’m now scarred for life.