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  • If England win the World Cup, I will (INSERT YOUR PROMISE)
  • Mikey65
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    enjoy rubbing it in to all the Jocks living down here who hate England…. especially the ones who seem to be prisoners in a country they despise.

    BigDummy
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    I will start throwing the traditional plastic chairs at riot policemen. Looking forward to it.

    D0NK
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    go and hide in a cave for 6months til the media frenzy winds down a few notches – not that they'll shut up about it for atleast a couple of decades. I was pissed off with it a week before the first ball was kicked. Whilst some football spods may want to know about Wayne rooneys pillow why the hell was it the 2nd story on the national news?

    DezB
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    Buy the Terry Venables single 😯

    simonfbarnes
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    … not care at all

    neverfastenuff
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    I promise you all that if England win the world cup – we will never hear the end of it

    taka
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    could'nt give a toss i would proberly go smack the nearest person wearing an england shirt in the face

    GW
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    I suspect many Scots will appreciate this?

    DrJ
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    … eat MussEd's cock

    Spud
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    Not give a monkeys and then be very disappointed when they get bloody knighted.

    alwyn
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    eat my own head.

    rusty-trowel
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    Attend a forum ride in a timetrial skinsuit. And miss the final because i'm running in London that day.

    DaveyBoyWonder
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    Not be remotely bothered. And I'm a massive football fan but for some reason, just can't get excited about the WC. Maybe its because every chav in the country has attached a million flags to their Corsa and you can't even go into B&Q and escape the mass selling of red cross branded shit.

    timraven
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    +1 Gee's already won it 😆

    Find it hard to care about ball sports, always nice for the country to win tho.

    DezB
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    Loving all those imaginative "I donlikefootbull 😥 " answers.
    Very thoughtful. Very witty. v whatwas I ssayin>?

    Tracker1972
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    have my faith in dumb luck rewarded.

    DavidB
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    I will drink myself senseless sing "Oe lay oe lay all night" and have a fooking great time with me footy mates

    Hairychested
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    I'll be drunk and very merry. Just like you should be.

    sambob
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    do the Autumn polaris in a morphsuit and a tutu.

    stuartie_c
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    Take Trailmonkey's virginity.

    sc-xc
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    taka – Member
    could'nt give a toss i would proberly go smack the nearest person wearing an england shirt in the face

    ..but you're just a kid aren't you? Probably best not to go hitting people that would most likely lamp you.

    Spaceman
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    soon be living in an independant Scotland.

    konabunny
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    lol

    M6TTF
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    Pretend I love football and join in the nations deliriousness..

    MrWoppit
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    Continue to ignore the stupid thing…

    MussEd
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    Steady on DrJ! There's not that much of it to share!

    trailmonkey
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    stuartie_c – Member

    Take Trailmonkey's virginity.

    It'll never happen,

    a) We won't win it
    b) I'm saving myself for someone with experience themselves
    c) I was hoping to aim a little higher up the gene pool than yourself.

    Other than that I'll consider your offer if things get desperate.

    stuartie_c
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    Awwww…

    taka
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    Barry Bethel – Member
    taka – Member
    could'nt give a toss i would proberly go smack the nearest person wearing an england shirt in the face
    ..but you're just a kid aren't you? Probably best not to go hitting people that would most likely lamp you.

    yeah but im not just any kid…. 😯

    kitchenroll
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    i will carry on as before and ignore it.

    Candodavid
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    Bare my ass in woolies shop window, like i promised in the last world cup

    john_drummer
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    …be very surprised

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