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    Bovine Fluid Conveyancing Specialist

    milkyman
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    Loving it already
    Cheers

    Premier Icon Rusty Spanner
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    Lactose distribution facilitator?
    Coordinator of cream?
    The Sultan of Semi skimmed?
    The Yogi of yoghurt?

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    add senior to the title for added emphasis…
    director for in charge of stuff

    Mike Smith
    Senior Consultant & Technical Director

    My primary remit is to provide a comprehensive suite of lifecycle management strategy support system solutions to mobile technical assets in the passenger mass transit sector.

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    Milk-man!

    Premier Icon mikewsmith
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    MTG – bus driver?

    Mackem
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    Unartificial inseminator.

    President of Bovine cereal accelerant distribution

    Bus mechanic.
    I use to supply the same comprehensive suite of lifecycle management strategy support system solutions to mobile technical assets in the retail and manufacturer supply chain sector when I was a truck mechanic.

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    Senior dairy stakeholder fulfillment consultant

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    Cow juice delivery operative

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    I think you may find you are referred to as a Milk PERSON

    I prefer to call milk persons “milky”

    milkyman
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    Brilliant
    I knew you wouldn’t let me down,

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    External Dairy Distribution Partner?

    Here are my titles – depends upon what hat I need to wear.

    regards

    Coolhandluke
    Director
    Tea boy
    Senior surveyor
    Chain boy
    Engineer
    CAD operator
    Labourer
    IT department senior manager
    Senior cycle to work advisory manager
    Chief Estimator
    Head buyer
    HR departmental prick

    belugabob
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    Calcium intake enhancement evangelist?

    Don’t get hung up on the job title – that’s the realm of people who have little self esteem.

    The best ever job descriptions I’ve heard are…

    [list][*]Assistant biscuit designer[/*][*]Turnstile salesman[/*][/list]

    And both of these people freeely revealed this to a standup comedian!

    excitable1
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    Slightly off topic but one of the best T-shirts I’ve ever seen said:

    ‘Trainee Gynaecologist’

    As for the milk thing:

    ‘Manipulator of Mammary Gland Produce’

    excitable1
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    …and whilst we’re on the subject of cows…

    Q. What’s red and stands in a field ?

    A. A cow in a tracksuit 😀

    andrewh
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    A job title can make a difference to people’s perception of you. I used to play a game when in my last job and people asked what I did.
    “I work for a TV company”
    “just a couple of days a week in a call centre”
    Both true, very different reactions.
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    Bovine-Derived Nourishment Facilitator
    Breakfast Cereal Enhancement Operative.

    milkyman
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    I need a job title, yesterday my MRs was promoted to
    Head of adult education, where as I am just a humble milk man.
    So I was thinking of maybe calling my self a logistical dairy coordinator
    And maybe come up with some b*** s*** terms
    Like ring fence those cattle
    Some help required please
    Thanks

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