I had a dream about CaptainFlasheart last night

The one from this forum. We were on a ride with some other blokes. That's all. Nothing else happened.

No-one's ever seen the Captain. Is he as handsome as they say? 🙂

Dreams involving forum folk? You f*&^in weirdo!!

What was he wearing?

Sad, sad thread.

Does he have a moustache? Was it tickly?

Was I in it??

'Available in dreams for all STW members, tan suede jacket optional'

No moustache.. he had short-ish dark hair, bit of stubble.. medium build.. he was wearing cycling kit of course. Baggies I think, with a lycra top.

Does he wax his chest?

That's all. Nothing else happened.

Hmmmmm, you dreamt about this bloke you've never met….

he was wearing cycling kit of course

Tan suede jackets can be worn cycling you know. Ask Southern Yeti. And his mate, the Northern..

What colour eyes does he have? Does he have long eye-lashes?

shouldn't this come with a not safe for work tag?
just a bit weird for this time of the day

That's a interesting line of questioning going on there BD…

I want to dream about the Captain too, but I don't know what he looks like. And I'd hate him to look wrong in my dream. 🙂

Sooo. Has he got nice hands?

He has got nice hands, I'm told he's got a good moisturising routine.

Dark eyes.. he was a touch swarthy to be honest. Quite rugged although not heavily built.. clearly used to the outdoors.. he was fit, quite handy on the bike, capable sort of chap.. Probably early-mid 30s but could pass for younger.

Don't recall what bike he was on, sorry.

Dark eyes.. he was a touch swarthy to be honest. Quite rugged although not heavily built.. clearly used to the outdoors.. he was fit, quite handy on the bike, capable sort of chap.. Probably early-mid 30s but could pass for younger.

sure you weren't dreaming about me?

… and then he took me to a secret part of the trail, I fell off the bike and grazed my knee, his gentle touch…

In a way I'm disappointed that you didn't have singularly fantastic sex that ended with both you experiencing the greatest climaxes of your lives…If you can't do that sort of thing in the privacy of your own head whilst dreaming, life seems somehow a duller place…

To be quite honest I've no idea Geronimo. Maybe I was dreaming about you claiming to be CFH 🙂

Nickc – if only we could always control what was in our dreams!

Does he have long eye-lashes?

you're thinking of someone else

He's not on the forum today, is he? 'Tis a pity. 🙂

LOL at this thread 😆

PS Can I ask whether he had the appearance of a lounge lizard? If yes, how sleazy? 😉

Go on … make my afternoon. 8)

CFH is in reality a bloke what used to run a bike shop in Covent Garden. He's also designed a backpack cover for Respro, I believe.

There is a real person behind the persona, but wether or not he's really like that at all in 'real life', no-one knows…

He drives a Volvo, so he can't really be all that posh. I think he works for posh folk, and picks up posh ideas from them. He bangs on about being posh too much to actually be posh. Real posh people don't brag.

I reckon he's a mild-mannered civil servant with a bit of a Walter Mitty complex.

I am more than willing for him to prove me wrong. Name the pub, Charlie boy, and I'll be there… 😉

Being dreamt about by other forum members I think is a bit of an honour.
Slipping into another members subconcious, what greater accolade.

You've got no chance Talkemada! He turned down a ride with Aleigh, annabananna and myself. 😯

Nobody but nobody on STW would do that (assuming they're red-blooded males naturally) 👿

Slipping into another members subconcious (sic)

Is it just me that's sniggering…

Is it just me that's sniggering

I'm doing more than sniggering!

Your description is a bit wide of the mark. 😆 Although as he cycled past he did have a "Molegrips daddy" lowrider tat.

Is it just me that's sniggering…

DezB won't be. He's living out Friday 13th. I think he's about to move on to the lame 3D one soon.

He ws not sleazy at all.. quite serious looking.. but a top bloke.

The Southern Yeti – Member
… and then he took me to a secret part of the trail, I fell off the bike and grazed my knee, his gentle touch…

That sounds like a good mint sauce cartoon!

Last period on a Friday,soon be time for eating,drinking,listening thread

Don't recall what bike he was on, sorry.

Ahh. That's the top of a very slippery slope you're on there. Any self-respecing MTB-bloke would remember the bike and not the person. FACT.

You've got no chance Talkemada! He turned down a ride with Aleigh, annabananna and myself.

Nobody but nobody on STW would do that (assuming they're red-blooded males naturally)

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8)

I think this is him:

But the cap'n was dreaming of:

Devilish…

Just found this – class!

Was he the botter or the bottee?

Who is that lovely lady zaskar?