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  • Hypothetical Cat Question…
  • BenjiM
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    Shibboleth you must know the local legend that is Bill Seed surely?

    pleaderwilliams
    Free Member

    Humane trap and return feline to neighbour warn that it will be handed in to RSPCA After the next return.

    Trapping domestic cats is an offence too.

    loum
    Free Member

    piemonster
    Full Member

    It was a sweeping generalisation based on my prejudicial and ignorant assumption that the majority of cats are owned by sad, lonely middle-aged divorced women

    I own a cat, and do not fit your sweeping generalized description

    I just like they way they butcher small creatures

    piemonster
    Full Member

    Have we had any Caticide yet?

    piemonster
    Full Member

    BenjiM – Member
    Shibboleth you must know the local legend that is Bill Seed surely?

    This chirpy looking fella?

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/lancashire/3155180.stm

    zippykona
    Full Member

    We are all agreed that cats are a nuisance . It seems that cat owners expect the victims of cat behaviour to have to pay to prevent the cats doings.
    This is totally wrong. If any other animal were let loose and allowed to roam the neighbourhood fouling where it pleased concerns would soon be raised. The fact that its a cat is irrelevant . There is no place for cats in modern society.
    I have to pick cat poo out of my salad bed. This is my food, it’s what I eat but apparently it’s fine because its a cat. I have had to clean cat poo out of my car, aah lovely tiddles. I have to wash sloppy shit off of my front step as next door seem to feed their shit machine on some weird muck.
    If a cat comes in my garden or house I will deal with it as I please.

    deadlydarcy
    Free Member

    Woo! Awesome.

    piemonster
    Full Member

    My cat uses a litter tray, as do many.

    pleaderwilliams
    Free Member

    Cats seem to evoke about the same reaction as cyclists.

    alpin
    Free Member

    dribbling
    Free Member

    This place is made up of 10% interesting normal people and 90% brain dead f-wits.

    Dribble out.

    johndoh
    Free Member

    It was a sweeping generalisation based on my prejudicial and ignorant assumption that the majority of cats are owned by sad, lonely middle-aged divorced women who need the company of a dumb animal to warm their feet whilst they read 50 Shades of Bollox. They then turf them out of their miniscule maisonettes every morning before driving their Ford Ka to their primary school teaching jobs. Fact.

    Their minuscule maisonettes right next to you sprawling Utopia.

    I cannot believe your spectacularly supreme cockness.

    patriotpro
    Free Member

    yodagoat – Member
    If I caught anyone harming my cat, anyone else’s cat or any other animal I would make sure they had broken bones when we parted company.

    🙄

    Does there always have to be one keyboard-warrior wannebe super-hero…

    Getagrip cat-boy…miioaaowwww

    RustySpanner
    Full Member

    What a repulsive thread.

    Just what we’ve come to expect of the OP, but why do so many people give him the attention he was obviously denied as a child?

    Oh, hang on…..

    johndoh
    Free Member

    I’d missed the OP ‘personality’ before, bless him. Perhaps he’s got what he needs now and won’t kill a cat to achieve it.

    mightymule
    Free Member

    Does there always have to be one keyboard-warrior wannebe super-hero…

    Getagrip cat-boy…miioaaowwww

    Oh I don’t know, I think that if somebody tried to shoot one of my pets I would definitely do something permanent and very messy to them.

    Jamie
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    [img]http://i.imgur.com/638Ve.gif[/img][img]http://i.imgur.com/638Ve.gif[/img][img]http://i.imgur.com/638Ve.gif[/img]
    [img]http://i.imgur.com/638Ve.gif[/img][img]http://i.imgur.com/638Ve.gif[/img]

    Northwind
    Full Member

    Why don’t you just throw it in the bin like any normal person?

    yodagoat
    Free Member

    Ok Patriotpro, what would you do if you came across a thick **** being cruel to an animal? Probably moan about it on here. **** soft ****.

    RustySpanner
    Full Member

    I’m getting that screen printed on my Hondapants. 😀
    Very cool.

    Is it time for a Lolcat?

    Might not be strictly medically accurate, but the eyes don’t half follow you round the room.

    cinnamon_girl
    Full Member

    Seriously … what is the point of cats? ❓

    RustySpanner
    Full Member

    yodagoat – Member

    Ok Patriotpro, what would you do if you came across a thick **** being cruel to an animal? Probably moan about it on here. **** soft ****.

    I think that depends on whether it’s an ‘indigenous’ animal or not.

    patriotpro
    Free Member

    mightymule – Member
    Does there always have to be one keyboard-warrior wannebe super-hero…
    Getagrip cat-boy…miioaaowwww

    Oh I don’t know, I think that if somebody tried to shoot one of my pets I would definitely do something permanent and very messy to them

    OK, we have another.Feee….ling sleeeee…py…..yawwww……n

    Jamie
    Free Member

    I would definitely do something permanent and very messy to them

    Is this a sexy euphemism?

    patriotpro
    Free Member

    yodagoat – Member
    Ok Patriotpro, what would you do if you came across a thick **** being cruel to an animal? Probably moan about it on here. **** soft ****.

    Like you…Yawww….n….Zzzzzzzz

    *starts saving cat-shit to send to yodagoat with his christmas card*

    yodagoat
    Free Member

    A card and a present.

    Lucky me.

    patriotpro
    Free Member

    Rusty Spanner – Member
    yodagoat – Member
    Ok Patriotpro, what would you do if you came across a thick **** being cruel to an animal? Probably moan about it on here. **** soft ****.

    I think that depends on whether it’s an ‘indigenous’ animal or not.

    The handbags are well and truly out this fine evening girls… 😯

    patriotpro
    Free Member

    yodagoat – Member
    A card and a present.

    Lucky me.

    Awwww you feel better now….Bless MWAHXXX

    RustySpanner
    Full Member

    cinnamon_girl – Member

    Seriously … what is the point of cats?

    Cats AND Christmas?

    You can go off people you know…. 🙂

    Jamie
    Free Member

    The handbags are well and truly out this fine evening girls…

    patriotpro
    Free Member

    PS rusty that only applies to shop-keepers you know that. 😛

    schrickvr6
    Free Member

    Trolling **** or just a ****, either way he’s a ****….

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