….content, not me, my other half.
She dosn’t have a bad word to say about anyone, is the most popular person i know, isn’t obsessed with buying shoes or handbags, saves more money than i earn and lets me spend it, has put up with me for 30 years and is still sane, dear God i think this one is a keeper.
You are my girlfriend posting under a pseudonym and inflecting the genders, and I claim back the money.
Her: It’s your turn to go tot he shop for milk
me: really?
her: yea, I got it last time
me: yea, but i bet you borrowed moeny from my wallet for it
her: yea, but I got it, well actualy it was cheeper than i thought so i didn’t need to, but i kept the money anyway.
me: so i paid for it
her: no I paid for it, just with your money.
Replace milk with just about anything to create a typical ‘spoon household conversation. Actualy she is the singularly most irritating person on the planet at the moment.