My £5.50 a time barber died last year so now pay £10. That does include evening appointment so no sitting and waiting, wash, cut, chat, brew and “hair product” should I want any so not bad really.
Last time I tried to “have a chat” with someone in a barbers I think Gary Glitter was on trial. So, mad woman behind me with scissors is describing how she would cut the balls off all paedos, and I’m trying to play devils advocate, but she doesn’t see it so just more and more emphatic that yes, she would, literally sign up to cut the balls off paedos for the government.
So then I try to engage her about the possible moral ambiguity of mutilating someone in a modern society. Finally she relents. “You’re right” she says, “I’ll shoot them all in the head”.