I’m half thinking of getting myself a drone and filming them and sending to the Police.
I’ve done Police work on their behalf before to facilitate their investigations. Huge waste of time.
I was also rear ended by a Sur-ron a few months ago.
I was driving the ‘big van’ and I saw 2 scrotes on one bike in my passenger mirror. Flying along the pavement. No helmets, full ninja masks. They dropped off onto the road and didn’t appear in my other mirror so I knew they were right behind me.
I gently slowed down so that they could more easily circumnavigate my vehicle but I heard a loud thump followed by a clattering sound. I kept driving and when I could see them in the drivers mirror the bike was on the ground and they were slowly picking themselves up. I would have stopped to check their health or administer First Aid if required but I didn’t fancy being stabbed for my trouble.
My biggest problem on a daily basis is walking to nursery with the pram. I have to take the widest possible line around blind corners because I don’t want to push junior in the path of a flying Deliveroo bike.