I am charged with ensuring the safety of an elf. 😐

Never do sport without cider!

Rode with a camelback full of cans and bottles to the beach last night, then went to the pub for some more!

I am charged with ensuring the safety of an elf

Are you Santa Claus ?

sadly… 🙁

Are you Santa Claus ?

No; I’m an Elfinsafety officer for Hackney Council. There’s a lot of responsibility with this job; I have to go to diversity workshops and wear a stab vest at all times.

‘RealMan’ is praps one of the most un-apt forum names of anyone. Isn’t he a skinny teenage inexperienced lad or something? Looks about 14 in his pics.

Very.

My pseudo comes from the French (and Spanish) title of “Die fetten Jahre sind vorbei”, a film about a sold-out generation of 68 businessman and the Edukators – anarchistic altermondialists. There’s a bit of both in me so it seemed a good pseudo. Most STWers though just assume I’m a teacher which I’m not though I have been.

Not at all.

I am known as Smiffy

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I always get thing wrong.

It’s a long story…

I love you all. As individuals andas a whole.
And while I’m
On the subject, I love lamp.
Seriously, I’m a friendly type guy,or poss, a good pal, as they say up here.

my name’s John. I play drums (for fun, not for a living, sadly)

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No at all apt,

Not called Luke, Don’t look like Paul Newman, couldn’t eat 50 boiled eggs, never been in prison (for more than a night anyway!) never ridden a motorbike and never tried to jump over barbed with (on a motorbike)

Not cool at all but I do have hands.

never ridden a motorbike and never tried to jump over barbed with (on a motorbike)

Erm, weren’t that someone else?

I’m called steve and I used to play in a band called broken oath (we split up due to getting old!!). So i guess its not as apt as it used to be.

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One of the best usernames though.

Not very.

100

Ahh **** I was leaving that post open for the OP!

How stupid and childish, claiming the wunundredth post. 🙄

It’s pretty sad when you get 99, and then come back for 100. It’s something only a tory would do though, so no surprise.

Mother’s British; Father’s German. Saxon on both sides, and I ride. When I’m not in traction or whatever.

I dunno

my name plus i was the main man in a band called ‘no consequence’ for 5 years

might ask the mods to change it to “iSexyparty”

i do like to be by the seaside

I am not slim ,might be a tube to some; but i do loves me some slimtubing on a bicycle.

I’m huge and taste of soap…

DAmn it slip out for an hour and suddenly you pass the ton.

McHamish – Member
It’s not my name, but I’m Scottish (although I’ve lived in England for the past 31 years and can’t even do a passable Scottish accent).

In my first job in the city I worked at a bank with a bunch of cockney types who insisted on nicknames for everyone…they called me Hamish.

Hamish was already taken so I stuck a Mc on the front.

If I was more creative I would have thought of something hilarious and clever.

I was McSpikey when down south i had very short hair and was grumpy with idiots and a Jock so……

er ……vinegar stroke 😯

Umm. Well, let’s see. Molgrips are very useful, and I.. umm..

I’m quite clingy? That’s a bit like holding onto things tightly?

It’s “Mole Grips” though isn’t it? I pronounce your name as rhyming with the “mol” in “Molly” anyway 🙂

The Edukators (as it is known over here) is a top top film. 😀

My login name is just my name, disappointingly.

Smugfroggywhinysocialist would be more apt.

Its a love or hate thing …

Mine couldn’t be more appropriate.
I’ve written the best Christmas song ever and I hate PC World.

Fairytale Of New York, by The Pogues and Kirsty Macoll – best Christmas song ever. Incontrovertible fact.
As for my username being appropriate? Not even close, Count Zero’s a fictional wannabe hacker in William Gibson’s book of the same name. I loved the book, liked the character, needed a username. QED.

It’s “Mole Grips” though isn’t it?

Er, the plier things are known variously as self grip pliers, vice grips, mole grips or molgrips. My name is molgrips as in molly though.

I’m waiting for someone to say ‘Your name is apt, you are a tool’.

Do you need a photo 😯

I’d never be so cruel 😛

Molly…Your name is apt, you are a tool

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Whereas Philly on the other hand… 🙂