Hi! My name is Steve John in the UK. I am new in this forum.

Whats your name outside the UK?

Hi, back at ya!
Do you ride a mtb or have you just come to join the bitch fest? 😉

Steve there’s a problem with your log-in… I can fix it for you if you give me your bank details.

Yo! Errr? Dude.

Hi John. I have some DVDs I’d like to sell. Can you help?

I guess it’s Steve, John in the UK

He just missed a comma out.

Just don’t tell the grammar police on STW, they’ll lynch him.

The initiation is going well…..

you are elfy and i’ve reported you to the mods. unless you’re yeti… oh hell i’ve reported you to CEOP.

if, you can. Read 😀 😉
this then

I. Know 🙁 who; you
are.

🙂 😉

Hi Steve 😀

#hopes you’ve read some threads and know that everyone is set on fire the first time#

I don’t think it’s me.

can we have some photos of your imaginary girlfriend?

will you be entering the ben nevis tri?

I’m spartacus

*reports pook to the mods*

I now think you’re me Phil.

you’re just upset cos I haven’t been to a sexyparty

Are you friends with jesus?

Are you a relative of a recently deposed dictator’s staff, looking to move millions of dollars of ill-gotten filthy lucre out of the country, requiring only my current account details and a donation to help ‘oil the wheels?’

Have you got a small nose?
Do you wear glasses?
Have you got grey hair?

You’re Sam aren’t you?

why yes, yes i am Mr binners. we have an URGENT PROPOSAL for you. unlike many emails you will receive which are probably scammmers, all i require if the long card number, your expiry date the the 3 finger security code from the spine of your card. may the good LORD JESUS bless you.

Reverand Tutu x