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  • Premier Icon Harry_the_Spider
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    I had a punch up with Bob Mortimer because he wouldn’t let me look in a drawer for my soldering iron.

    No understand.

    Premier Icon coolhandluke
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    More importantly, did you win in the punch up or did Mortimer own you?

    Was Vic involved anywhere? Or we’re you Vic? Or George Doors

    yossarian
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    Closet necrophiliac

    Premier Icon Harry_the_Spider
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    Girlie punch to the back of his head. He cried.

    Vic wasn’t there.

    Incident took place in the utility room at my mum and dad’s house.

    Premier Icon coolhandluke
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    Well then I think it means you had a bit too much to drink last night then.

    Premier Icon Harry_the_Spider
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    Not a drop.

    kevj
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    Is your head spinning like a whirlpool?

    Premier Icon coolhandluke
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    In that case I think it has something to do with closets and donkey punching then.

    jodafett
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    Fighting with a bloke in a closet over a phallic shaped item. Sorry but I think you may be gay (not that that’s a problem might just be a bit of a shock) HTH 😀 Have a nice day.

    Premier Icon scaredypants
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    suggest you take a look in your wife’s knicker drawer – there’ll be a large poo in there

    samuri
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    Were you alive when you woke up?

    Premier Icon bearnecessities
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    Fighting with a bloke in a closet over a phallic shaped item. Sorry but I think you may begay (notthat that’s a problem might just be a bit of a shock) HTH Have a nice day.

    You think a soldering iron is phallic??!

    Premier Icon mrblobby
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    Too much cheese?

    Premier Icon Tiger6791
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    Might be you’ve seen the future

    If Bob ever pops round your Mums house while your there……

    jodafett
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    You think a soldering iron is phallic??!

    He was after an interpretation!

    Premier Icon Kryton57
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    You are Ulrika Johnson and I claim my £5

    Premier Icon DezB
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    You think a soldering iron is phallic??!

    Mine has a hot tip.

    Dreams eh… think yourself lucky it was Bob Mortimer.

    thegreatape
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    I’ve watched a bit of R&M in my time. Was this definitely a dream?

    Premier Icon chakaping
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    Incident took place in the utility room at my mum and dad’s house.

    I had a feeling your mother might be involved.

    Freudian psychoanalysis 101.

    Premier Icon Harry_the_Spider
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    Very, very vivid… stil can’t get it out of my head.

    I need the soldering iron quickly and I know which drawer it is in (in my mum’s utility room). I can see it poking out of the drawer. Bob is standing in my way and says that I should wait my turn. He then procedes to root through every cupboard VERY SLOWLY (the bastard), so I punch him with the worst punch ever thrown and he cries.

    This is so weird that it is disturbing me.

    My soldering iron is in a tool box under my stairs.
    I haven’t lived under the same roof as my mum for 20 odd years.
    I like Bob Mortimer although I have never met him.

    bikebouy
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    Was Vic a burglar ? Come to steel yer bikes?? If so it’s only just you give him a smack, do one for me too as I’m not a fan…. Never have been, abhorrent man,

    Premier Icon lesgrandepotato
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    I think it means you need new shoes. Possibly high heels

    Premier Icon Tiger6791
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    my soldering iron was in my mum’s utility room

    😯

    This is so weird that it is disturbing me.

    Good, at least you have some shred of decency

    lucien
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    Just be thankful trains and tunnels were not involved also…..that would be REAL cause for concern

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