I may have gotten off to a bad first post but hi

My name is John and i currently ride a carrera banshee x, it suits my xc,downhill, jump needs a very nice all rounder.

I'll try not to be a post whore or a troll

I'll try not to be a post whore

Fail, but hello anyway.

my xc,downhill, jump needs

but not fourcross though? 😉

Is this a pi55 take?

Nice bike BTW! Any pics?

i have no access to a 4x track =/

I will be riding at chicksands to my hearts content when i am able to drive

what do you mean a piss take?

and yeah here is a pic
http://www.pinkbike.com/photo/4866533/

As in a wind up, having a larf, pulling my pi55er?

I just read your previous 'stalkerish' post – are you a weirdo?

just a word of advice, i'd get the grass in that picture photoshopped so it's neater or you'll get ripped apart

tidy bike though

dad gave the grass a cut a few days ago and my photohops skills are lacking

and its an alright bike, a lot of kit for the money in my opinion

it's on the shortest section of skinny shore I've ever seen…

Carrera Banshee? Nice??!! Are you guys on crack today?

Carrera Banshee? Nice??!! Are you guys on crack today?

4XJ has that effect.

Repeat after me: it's not real life, it's the internet.

Has no one told you about STW? TO fit in here you need to be riding something rather different to what you've got. (preferably something with no gears, big silly wheels and no suspension)

might be worth reading the
urban dictionary on STW 😮

The name and the complete lack of 4X riding does make me laugh.

Bike looks nice enough to me, I got ripped to shreds for turning up to an STW group ride on my rather niche NRS in an array of acid fluoro colours, you learn to ignore the general snobbish bike banter 🙂

just because every one else rides a certain type of bike doesn't mean i should, i ride it as i enjoy it

That fencing needs a drop of TLC, very poor

Hello by the way

Hello…. and remember.. most people are just ribbing you. Expect to have the piss taken a lot.

I sorta guessed 😀