Superb…struggling, and failing, to stifle the giggles at work 😀

not entirely sfw content.

Well…it is for me!

Reads like a 14yo that just discovered swearing. Sorry not funny.

Seems like a very disturbed person that needs some help, not that funny either.

Just someone trying really really hard to be funny, but missing by a country mile!

“I’ve got my head stuck in a dog flap. A little boy has climbed onto my back. I’m so angry I’ve been sick. The whole situation is dreadful.”

“Just kicked a falcon in the shin for saying he was pro fox hunting. I mean, come on mate, don’t be a dick.”

Just me then? Ah well…

Just you

@Queen_uk however…

It’s all about “John Terry’s Ma” on twitter.

Hmmm, trying a bit too hard if you ask me.

Reads like a 14yo that just discovered swearing. Sorry not funny.

Agreed.