Twitter hive mind is currently trying to locate the Audi driving knob who hit a rider in Hale and told him “good luck finding me on foreign plates” before driving off.

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good luck finding me with blurry pictures would be more apt

French Stoke football player?

https://mobile.twitter.com/wefail/status/376022487714123776/photo/1?screen_name=wefail

N’Zonzi allegedly.

Karma’s a bitch/ Internet is a powerful tool.

Murder’d out Audi that one.

Can you imagine the kind of tool who would buy such a car… 🙂

I’m suprised considering this is a allegedly a footballer etc the lack of STW rage. Has this made the news anywhere?

What is the evidence that it N’Zonzi?

If it’s because it’s a black man in Hale with french numberplates on a fairly expensive car, then it’s not much is it?

Hale is filled with god awful cars like that.

3,400+ re-tweets .. no idea of what actually happened but looks like they will have ‘good luck in finding you’.

Twatter suggest they cyclist involved had minor concussion and a trashed bike and the police are not interested as ‘it was not a serious collision’…

From a friend in the know about these things, it’s not Nzonzi as he (apparently) doesn’t/can’t drive, he has a driver who takes him everywhere.

Nzonzi is taller and has less hair than the guy pictured in those (frankly shit) photos.

There was talk that it might be Nzonzi’s brother – the car plates are registered in Beauvais which was the town/area in France where Nzonzi was born.

Again, this is all third party information from a friend who knows infinitely more about football than I do. I’d never heard of Nzonzi before it was said on Twitter!

I’ve seen N’Zonzi drive away from the ground before.

Not in that car by the way.

I presume this is the image people buying the new Pikes want to present to the world.

The pikes aren’t murdered out as they have huge white decals on them!