Girlfriend / Wife problem

Aleigh – I’m a bit surprised ‘I’m rubbish’ this has been going on for two years.

Yeah and now you’ve been caught out lol!

Am I right in thinking you don’t have kids TS? I’m no solicitor but I don’t think your wife will be entitled to such a large cut without kids. I think generally a mother/wife gets a large cut as they can say they sacrificed their career to look after the children etc, and there is a duty of care to the children post divorce.
I’m probably completely wrong and you’re screwed.

I had a friend (he’s passed away now) whose wife had an affair with his brother and in his divorce settlement he got the sofa and the TV, she took everything else. She was a lawyer and royally screwed him over.

O.K. Sit rep –

(a) I have survived the night
(b) I’m buying a Lapierre – in for a penny 😉

Tankslaper was the bet that if you could fool STW into thinking you were having an affair you got a new bike?

It’s not an affair it’s an ‘arrangement’

Right – better go. Wife is suggesting another meeting to ‘discuss a way forward’ between the three of us

Unbridled optimism but this might work out well?! 🙄

Blimey, no throwing of plates, slashing of tires, weeing in shoes? Conference calls instead…all sounds rather grown up. Ten quid says she’s also doing the dirty & is just going through the motions of “working it out” :-). No kids involved here presumably…?

Still not convinced sorry

She wants you to get a good bike so she can get half of it 🙂

Good luck.

I’m not a solicitor but I think she is entitled to nothing. Hth.

God! You’re all so cynical!! 🙄

Anyway up, meeting going ahead at our local this afternoon. Wife’s being incredibly understanding, know’s the pressure I’m constantly under and appreciates that I did it ‘for the sake of our marriage’

She’s even drawing similarities between her mate and herself – reasons to be cheerful? We’ll see……

Let’s see what this afo brings.

what a martyr. She really deserves you.

I wouldn’t worry too much Tankslapper, we’ve all been banging your wife for the last two years also. Why do you think she lost interest in the first place.

she’s a rubbish cook though

if this is true (which i doubt but i have been wrong before………..) then Mr Tankslapper should be thinking about insuring his balls, then removing anything shiney from the house cuz i have a feeling that even if the ‘chat’ at the local later on goes well he might well be left with sweet fluff all in a couple of months time, she might like the idea now but she has your balls in her hands and she will make you feel like sheeite when ever she can, and if you say no to anything she demands she has you over a barrel, get out, get a flat, think to yourself ‘what did i learn from this? by the sounds of it nothing so far! sorry,

know’s the pressure I’m constantly under and appreciates that I did it ‘for the sake of our marriage’

Really? “Sorry dear, I was only thinking of you the whole time”

Good Lord, regardless of the whole affair/arrangement I’d expect to be strung up from the nearest tree if I tried that line. But hey, if it works for you…

(personally I suspect:)

Fool, while you’re all at the pub, she’ll have the boys around with a big van to empty the house or change the locks.

If this is real Mr Tankslapper then you sir deserve a big slap. Doing this for her and for your marriage is just b@llsh!t. Do you really not have any conscience? Have you no idea how this will actually make your wife feel?

Good luck with your arrangement. For the sake of your wife, I hope it all goes horribly wrong for you and she does really well out of this. I don’t know you, you might be a nice bloke in the flesh but based on how you’re sorting out your marriage you sound like a prize c0ck.

Apologies for any offence caused if this is a joke. In that case, nice one.

So the Lapierre is the ‘New’ Girlfriend then 🙄

My gf’s best mate’s bf did something similar. He thought everything was fine until he got back to his flat to find that every single electical item was missing its plug. Easy, just replace the plugs you might think, but she had cut the plug and flex off at the point it came out of the appliance! New TV, stereo, microwave, oven, etc…

CaptJ thats cruel & v imaginative!

Too much to lose: great salary(me!), p/t work, big house etc

im un apologetically with guitarmanjon!!
your a top ****t!!

shes an moron if she does.

Why are we wishing this tosser luck?

Why are we wishing this tosser luck?

Admiration? “I’ve been shagging around and I’ve got a big salary/house”. What’s not to like?

And he’s doing the honourable thing and spreading the joy around the internet.

Pulls up hammock.

Good luck – not with the current situation, but with any realisations you have about yourself later down the line.

I’m with guitarmanjon, MTT and Olly – if this is real then you are a total toss$r. Your poor poor wife would be better off leaving you and your ‘big salary/house’.

A mate of mine at work is constantly trying to get into girls’ knickers even though he’s married. I think he’s managed it a couple of times too.

Then he finds out his wife has done the same (though with blokes as I’m sure he’d be over the moon if he could see his wife and another woman go at it!) and hits the roof. Swearing, stamping, whinging etc. Quite comical.

If I were the poster then I’d join a swingers club – or would your wife having sex with someone else be an absolute no-no but it is all-right for you to do it?

This smells of a troll thread to me!

I think you deserve all you get!

I have been on the receiving end of a cheating partner and it is not pleasant 🙁

It’s a blatant troll…been saying it all along

have you deadlydarcy – sorry, haven’t really read the whole thread!

The more this goes on the more I’m convinced it is a big ole’ pile of horsesh1t… Move along, nothing to see here apart from some blatant attention seeking…

Wife’s being incredibly understanding, know’s the pressure I’m constantly under and appreciates that I did it ‘for the sake of our marriage’

Having problems ‘preforming’ are we ?

Very silly, don’t believe a word of it.

From another forum:

I’ve been seeing this lovely girl for a couple of years. My wife never suspected anything 🙂
Yesterday afternoon I got home to find my wife and a bloke chatting away. They said they were having an affair for the last 2 years, but as I never knew about it, ‘cos I am such a loser, they wanted to tell me themselves.
I went to the local where I bumped into my GF. She said she’d be home waiting for me.
Wife’s BF came along and we got drinking. Drunk like newts we returned to mine. What did we see? My wife/his GF smooching and snogging my GF/his friend.
What should I do now?

Where’s Houns? He’s the king of relationship advice, surely?

I thought that crown was Fatsimons?