I tried to get a traditional greasy spoon breakfast today. It came all piled up on the plate masterchef stylee with sourdough toast not fried white sliced, a wee salad garnish with ruddy coriander and poached not fried eggs! at least it was on a plate not a slate I suppose!
the worlds gone mad I tell you. when I were a lad……………
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Besides that is clearly not a traditional greasy spoon, the floor isn’t lino the tables have 1 leg instead of 4 uneven ones and there are no red, brown and yellow squeezy containers for the watered down tomato and brown sauces and mustard. It even says bistro on the cup FFS you only have yourself to blame.
Shocking I tell you! I am slowly working my way round the local cafes getting brunches – so far I have had pomegranate seeds on eggs benedict, coriander on a fried breakfast, everything seems to be soughdough toast not nice healthy white bread
its shocking I tell you. My nearest proper greasy spoon has closed down so all I can get is hipster food. 5 other people in the cafe. 2 men – both with man buns and hipster beards!
I tried to get a traditional greasy spoon breakfast
and the fact that it’s clean, has laminate flooring, everything painted in muted Farrow & Ball, and a bloody vine creeping up a column, didn’t hint to you maybe you’d stepped through the wrong door? 🤣
I do however approve of beans being kept isolated from ….EVERYTHING.
Agreed. The only way they could have improved it even further is by leaving the silly little bowl in the kitchen. Or not even opening the damn tin in the first place.
Pomegranate is the King Fruit according to the Moors of days gone past and every fruit has the same number of seeds. Enjoy that fact whilst growing a man bun, it’s a brave new world!
and the fact that it’s clean, has laminate flooring, everything painted in muted Farrow & Ball, and a bloody vine creeping up a column, didn’t hint to you maybe you’d stepped through the wrong door? 🤣
You’ve identified a number of serious failings with that breakfast. But for me the minuscule portion of beans in a little pot is the real crime. I want an island of sausage, egg and toast floating in a sea of beans.
I’d be happy with that, if I’d expected an interpretation of the Full Scottish, but not if I’d wanted the real thing. Needs more tradesmen shaking dust and talking to Jewsons on the mobile.
Since I read your post while my bacon was cooking, here’s my lunch.
Can you just post details on my “things to do in Edinburgh” thread, I draw the line at coriander on a fry up. I draw the line at coriander on anything, to be fair