Funny how localism, the free market and self reliance reigns supreme except for the poor beleagured motorist (and I am one, by the way).
“You want decent cycle lanes because people keep dying? Localism, not our problem.”
“Tuition fees? Well if you don’t pay more for them how can you know that they’re any good at teaching?”
“Overworked A&E departments? Patients will choose where to be treated and the market will sort everything out”
“SWEET ZOMBIE JESUS! Petrol at a service station is slightly more expensive than petrol in places with lots of competition, phone the prime minister, organise a COBRA meeting! And tell councils not to enforce parking rules. And set the maximum MOT price to a level higher than what anyone currently pays for them, NOW GODDAMMIT, NOOOOOOW!
Phew, With any luck, we might just survive the night”