Footaball again? The Euro 2024 edition

LIMBS!!!!!

Another 30 minutes of purgatory.

That was outrageous

There goes my ride.

Penalties then. Some goal though.

To be fair, the last 20 mins has been decent from England. And the goal was a fun one.

Extra time and subs in reserve, Gordon to run them ragged.

Spawny bastards.

IF they win, they’ll be the greatest team ever 🙄

I reckon Slovakia are out now. They look knackered. England to squeeze through again. FFS

Tom Brady approves. 🙂

http://twitter.com/TomBrady/status/1807473209089896851

Thank God the TdF highlights have started to so I don’t have to watch 30 more minutes of purgatory.

Get in! 🙂

You all got me to thank for that. I had a Judas bet on Slovakia to win, on the basis that I never win. 5-1 and £20 in, finger hovering over the cash out for £105 and I held my nerve.

Grrrrrrrreat flick from Toney

England to now win 4-1 and the previous 93 mins will be forgotten 🙄

Another 30 minutes of purgatory.

That lasted 52s then.

England to now win 4-1 and the previous 93 mins will be forgotten 🙄

Our next opponents will be praying for this.

Thank God the TdF highlights have started to so I don’t have to watch 30 more minutes of purgatory.

Bloody hell fancy putting yourself through that too.

That lasted 52s then.

We don’t have golden goal anymore.

You don’t say?

The platinum generation stumble on.

They need a minor key version of Sweet Caroline for these situations.

Nice bit of handbags to finish.

World Beaters!

Jammy gets

Not everyone seems to have enjoyed the Bellingham overhead kick.

“Yeh, but that’s his job”

Another Southgate master class. Haters gonna hate 🤣 Toney was great when he came on though.

Really felt like we were going flop out without much of a go but a couple of great goals (Slovakia goal was decent too). Another case of doing just enough, barely. The Swiss will be a proper test

Bugger me watching England is dull.

So how many goals are Spain going to score?

We don’t have golden goal anymore

Yeh, but was never in doubt after we went ahead 😉

The hubris 😂

Yeh, I am taking the piss you know.

Terrible performance again, poor substitutions that turned out OK, very little goal threat, all made OK by the feel good of having scraped a win we barely deserved.

Only slight consolation is we’re still in it, and we can’t continue being this bad. At some point surely something has to click.

No hubris at all, incredibly lucky to be where we are.

The contrast with that shite and just the first 4 minutes watching Spain?

Its just a completely different level

Also twitter.

Even Oceangate made better subs than Southgate

I was actually a bit cross when “we” equalised – 30 min more misery … and now another 90 to come in the week

Even in extra time and a goal up they resort to defending 18 yards out, FFS

WTF?!!!! 😳

So how many goals are Spain going to score?

Well, that’s one

Oh the agony of watching the clock tick down in the 5 mins of extra time after the first 90 thinking “that’s it, we’re out” and then to actually score. Actually score! ‘kin unbelievable Jeff. Engerland!

Georgia!! Blimey, not again surely??

I was actually a bit cross when “we” equalised – 30 min more misery … and now another 90 to come in the week

England football supporting in a nutshell.

This Georgia side look like they could make short work of Engerland

Landlord was Slovakian, still rooting for England coz he knows which side his bread is buttered, I still felt very sorry for his young lad in full Slovak kit 🥲