Oooooh now, let me see…
People who assume that roadies are some kind of skill-less VO2 max junkies.
The idea that rotating weight is somehow more important than weight anywhere else.
Those folk who ‘need’ to drink a litre of fluid every hour while knobbing about on a mountain bike.
Pushing uphill.
Baggies on a road bike.
Those who think a lack of salt is the cause of their cramp; you’re just not fit enough.
The uniform; after lightening your bike piece by piece, you go out and ride about with a Camelbak the size of a suitcase with tons of crap in it, wearing big baggy pants!
Those same baggy wearing types who can’t understand that in winter, those shorts will leave you chilly.
Peaks on helmets.
Helmets generally.
Helmets that have funny spaced vents so your sunglasses don’t fit it.
Knee pads for bimbling.
Road riding fools who wear windproof longsleeve jackets and tights on days when the temp is 17 degrees. And long finger gloves..
Paying loads for a bike fit.
Custom frames that come with adjustable seatposts and adustable stems; custom should mean some commitment or buy off the peg!
Those silly big clown shoes that people wear to help them stick to the pedals with spikes in because they don’t want to be clipped in….
Fixyriding sisters jean wearing fools in cities, get some brakes.
That’s probably enough for now.