Not today they don’t, I am fully aware that the 2 foot+ unbroken cable that I laid at around 3 o’clock is a worldy. Certainly the longest I remember ever doing. Stretching up into the u bend, then out the waterline to about 3 inches short of the rim. I’d have taken a pic of I hadn’t left my phone at my desk.

That has been the highlight of an otherwise utterly awful day at work. Thanks for listening.

Shit story.

http://www.ratemypoo.com

They would want photographic evidence though…

I hope you were considerate enough to leave it there for the next stall user to admire; or did you flush it away thinking that they might try and claim it as their own?

I’m guessing this is your family?

Every day, someone, unknowingly or otherwise, begins the shitest thread

POIDH

Must be something to do with office loos. My best efforts have always been at work. I’ve had an above the waterline one too, it’s very special.

I call BS

Nobody leaves their phone at their desk when they take a poo

Our office toilets sit on a ledfle ledge maybe three inches high so the groound is three inches further than normal the difference is enough to put an end to any ideas of glory i had.

Why did Spock have his head in the toilet?

To see the Captain’s log.
Brrrrrr dummm-tish!
I’m here all week.

Duuuuuude! 😯

is ratemypoo still going? I’m not clicking on that link to check

but quality post OP, wish we had a like thing here

I never knew ratemypoo existed. Finally somewhere to post my best / worst efforts. The number of times I’ve nearly started a thread like this with pics.

There’s also a ‘places I’ve pooped’ app on the App Store…

E-Z Grip Sphincter Lock! God, I hope there’s a patent for that.

Not today they don’t, I am fully aware that the 2 foot+ unbroken cable that I laid at around 3 o’clock is a worldy. Certainly the longest I remember ever doing. Stretching up into the u bend, then out the waterline to about 3 inches short of the rim. I’d have taken a pic of I hadn’t left my phone at my desk.

That has been the highlight of an otherwise utterly awful day at work. Thanks for listening.

you’re full of shit

I do not believe such an emanation could be described as unknowing. You’d know. The feeling of sunny well being and slight light headedness would last for some minutes

[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMrSZ76tEnA[/video]

2 cyclists, 1 cup?

The solution is obvious:

[video]https://youtu.be/DJklHwoYgBQ[/video]

not anymore apparently