Here I am up at dawns crack going to work here in der fatherland and seeking a bit of homely solace in a familiar web page, and what pops up?

All the ads are im deutsche!

I’m wondering if STW towers are aware they’re advertising ‘Hooker Hof’ and ‘Sexyland’ and ‘Liebe seine Phantasie’

I shudder to think what the PC lycra lynch mob would have to say.. 😆

Regretably poor internet will prevent me following the development of this revelation 😕

doesn’t Google provide ads based on your browsing history?

Browsing history?

Yeah it does. I’ve got British Telecom and Chainsaws….

Well I can assure all, bondage isn’t one of my regular browsing habits..

Been buying spoke nipples recently?

Do you have a partner? Check her draw for 50 shades of grey 🙂

🙂

I’m getting training (bike) companies and Virtual Office receptionist and The Jerusalem Marathon >>>>

I get ads for lycra and 20-something chinese women here. I must try googling ‘perverted filth’ someday…

And frankly all the flashing and flickering makes me move on.

bondage isn’t one of my regular browsing habits

I shouldn’t think it needs to be regular for google to know about it.

I get BMW and M&S.

http://singletrackworld.com/premier/account/

Turn off the ads?

Actually no, im not going to post what I just thought. I’d rather not get a banning for the likes of you igrf.

bigyinn +1

I get German ads on the BBC pages using my work laptop because our new servers are based there rather than good ol’ blighty.

It’s weird enough seeing adverts on BBC pages, but in German as well is just OTT, especially as I’m sitting in the UK. 😯

Just VPN your way back to the UK, and watch some iPlayer whilst you’re here.

At work, Google gives me “It looks like you’ve changed your location, would you like to use google.com?”

Well, thanks for reminding me I’m not on holiday you insensitive bastards.

I was getting an ad offering to “protect your breasts” this morning. Do you think they can see my moobs?

Our work servers are in the Netherlands, if I don’t log in to my P account I get some slightly NSFW pictures??

I get tshirt adverts, that are lovely to see at home but a little NSFW. Go go gadget Premier.

I don’t turn the ads of a)cos I like them I’m kinda weird that way and b) I never realised what being tied up and thrashed by a naked fraulein was like until now, complete value for money from premier sub.

And now I’ve fully experienced the whole Gay Boys in Bondage thing, I’m totally ready for my first road bike.

And I can thank STW for the final life experience fulfilment

And all this for two quid a month – bonus

PS Helga says Hi.

I get endless adverts for sheds.

ahem, I’m back now, I’d had a few when I posted that last one, apologies to the bondage folk it’s fine, each to his/her own. I just found it so hilarious, this place being so pc about what gets posted, honestly if I posted the pics that were on those German Ads I’d get a ban or at the very least an ‘inappropriate’ warning like the one when I posted a shot of a nice multiple road bike crash..

Anyway glad to see I’m back being told to ask Frank.. That must be my hetracil dependency, drug browsing does that then..:lol:

If you’re getting tied up and beaten after paying for a premier sub, you’re doing it wrong and I’d seek a refund if I were you.

# wonders if typing gefesselt, gefoltert und gefickt on the page will allow everyone to see the adverts in question#

Edit: nope, there’s still CRC, Andorre, morphesuit and TD direct investing.