Death row meal… Home › Forum › Chat Forum › Death row meal… Overview Bike Forum Chat Forum For Sale Wanted Forum Help Classified Rules Viewing 40 posts - 1 through 40 (of 44 total) 1 2 → Death row meal… uplinkMember Bacon & black pudding butty Posted 8 years ago chvckMember Can I have an endless number of courses please? Posted 8 years ago m0nster2Member Chicken Jalfrezi, Prune Dessert. Give ’em something to remember me by. Posted 8 years ago StonerSubscriber Langoustine Seared scallops Insalate tricolore Kobe beef carpaccio Herefordshire filet steak Crepe washed down with elderflower cordial (alcohol not allowed remember) Posted 8 years ago QMember A cake……… …….. with a file in it. Posted 8 years ago GrahamSSubscriber 12 Braised Unicorn Hearts Posted 8 years ago StonerSubscriber 12 Braised Unicorn Hearts free range and organic sir? Posted 8 years ago AndyPMember Penelope Cruz. Posted 8 years ago redthunderMember Liver Posted 8 years ago djgloverMember Roast beef – rare , yorkshire puddings etc, hot horseradish. Good bottle of red. No doubt Posted 8 years ago FoxyChickMember Chip butty! Posted 8 years ago redthunderMember Mermaids Tits on Toast. They’ll never get toast 🙂 Posted 8 years ago FlaperonSubscriber Hmm… a toss up between fish and chips or a chicken jalfrezi. Although since it’s my last night I’d have one, sick it up, then have the other. Posted 8 years ago GuillianoMember Char grilled executioner! Posted 8 years ago sharkiMember bottle of vodka and some paracetamol, alot of them. My choice when i go… Oh and some home made rice pudding with lots of burnt skin. Posted 8 years ago bullheartMember Mermaids Tits? You have no class Sir… Posted 8 years ago fubarMember I can’t imagine feeling too hungry…it’s not like your going to look back and think how great it was. Posted 8 years ago HairychestedMember [/quote]# AndyP – Member Penelope Cruz. Posted 11 minutes ago # Report-Post I was thinking Monica Bellucci and Liv Tayler sandwich would taste fine. Posted 8 years ago fubarMember …in fact I think I’d opt for a liquid lunch…a bottle of scotch perhaps Posted 8 years ago LardLoverMember sharki – Member bottle of vodka and some paracetamol, alot of them. My choice when i go… Oh and some home made rice pudding with lots of burnt skin. You’ll not be going quick then sharki Posted 8 years ago deadlydarcyMember Margaret Thatcher’s still beating heart ripped from out of her chest…well, I’m going to die aren’t I? Posted 8 years ago grizzlygusMember muffin Posted 8 years ago sharkiMember Will they be allowed to execute and suicidal person…. Posted 8 years ago bullheartMember Sure its been done before, but I haven’t seen it. At the pub last night, we discussed what, if we were on Death Row, our last meal would be. So what’s yours? Posted 8 years ago neverfastenuffMember Porridge ? Posted 8 years ago bullheartMember Very good….. Posted 8 years ago Tijuana TaxiMember Big bowl of jellied eels Posted 8 years ago neverfastenuffMember Dracula; I’ll have a nice steak please… Posted 8 years ago solamandaMember An unreasonably large portion of Salt Beef, chips and peas. Posted 8 years ago white101Subscriber kalashnikov pie. It has a slight kick to it Posted 8 years ago BigDummySubscriber I read a short story once about the woman who prepared prisoners’ last meals. I can’t find it now, which is a loss. Some humus I think, a grilled chicken kebab with plenty of veg and probably a rhubarb fool to finish with. Coffee would be good, and the elderflower cordial is a good idea. (But it depends what you’re in for of course. If you were on hunger strike it would be a pity to spoil it.) Posted 8 years ago grizzlygusMember I read a short story once about the woman who prepared prisoners’ last meals. I can’t find it now, which is a loss. It’s stuff like that which reminds me why ‘reading’ can be such a complete waste of time 😉 Posted 8 years ago atlazMember Dead Man Eating Posted 8 years ago zaskarMember Out of date Chicken Korma with some keys to freedom hidden in it! Food poisoning so you get into hospital to recovered and when no one is looking-fart/fight your way to freedom! Posted 8 years ago eth3erMember Torafugu prepared by a novice. The executioner gets to go home early and maybe with a thought like “well at least I didn’t kill anyone today”. Considerate till the day I die, me. Posted 8 years ago MrNuttMember the contents of my own shotgun cartridge Posted 8 years ago RudeBoyMember Big cake with a laser gun and keys in it. Margaret Thatcher’s still beating heart ripped from out of her chest… Brilliant, except for one small but very important detail: She hazzunt got one. And if she did, it would be made of iron. Posted 8 years ago neilsonwheelsMember Hash cake. Posted 8 years ago samuriMember from that dead man eating they’re not allowed alcohol which is a pity for your last meal. If I was i’d be a proper scottish breakfast with haggis, pancakes, eggs, bacon and fried potatoes, massive mug of tea, followed by a good slug of single malt. Posted 8 years ago grizzlygusMember a proper scottish breakfast with haggis, pancakes, eggs, bacon and fried potatoes, massive mug of tea, followed by a good slug of single malt. Obviously planning to ‘cheat the gallows’ with a good old scottish heart attack samuri. Posted 8 years ago Viewing 40 posts - 1 through 40 (of 44 total) 1 2 → The topic ‘Death row meal…’ is closed to new replies.