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  • Mooly
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    Count the number of rings.

    Rings don’t cover holes

    Rockape63
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    depends if you’re asking how to get a date or what to do when you’re on one….which of course varies considerably depending on what you want from the date?

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    Actually yes…

    ..nope, forgotten it.

    Mooly
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    Have got a date. I think. Just need to know how far to go on the – New aftershave , new clothes, new bar and so on.

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    Wear shoes.

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    Just the usual: new House, new job, extensive plastic surgery.

    Mooly
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    Got new house, Plastic surgery might be a bit late.

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    Got new house, Plastic surgery might be a bit late.

    Do you have a dremel?

    fasthaggis
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    Have got a date. I think. Just need to know how far to go on the – New aftershave , new clothes, new bar and so on.

    Don’t let your partner find out.

    Mooly
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    (Ex partner) will know many of the details if it goes well.

    Turn up and be yourself but smell nice and look smart. If she(?) doesn’t like you it wasn’t meant to be and move on.

    Swelper
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    Trim any protruding nostril and ear hair

    Lady Gresley
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    Please don’t OD on the aftershave.

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    Don’t mention pimping your date or tell her she’s your bitch, until after the second drink…..

    fr0sty125
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    I got some great generic advice!

    Dress appropriately but make an effort and be well groomed.

    While on the date be relaxed and confident but not an arrogant prick.

    jekkyl
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    .Ask questions and pretend to be interested in what she says.
    .If she starts telling you about something, ask more questions & don’t immediately start telling whatever your experience is or your opinion is about whatever she is talking about.
    .don’t talk about ex partners.
    .Do talk about how good your job is and how likely you are to get promotion but don’t bragg, she needs to know you’re not a dead end.
    .Don’t talk about anything you do too much of, drink/drugs/loose women/x box.

    jonah tonto
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    best advice is from seth rogen in 40yr old virgin ……

    Mooly
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    Lady Gresley – Aftershave recommendations please.

    Lady Gresley
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    Aftershave recommendations please.

    Sorry, I’ve no idea, after being single for eighteen years, I now have a man who doesn’t use any! Remembering from past experience, it has to cost over £40 to be reasonable!

    jekkyl
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    you don’t have smell of anything to be attractive, just not be smelling of minging.
    You don’t need advice on what aftershave is best, it should be one you like, go to boots or debenhams or wherever and have a squirt of a few.

    Mooly
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    So anything not minging is the advice on aftershave.

    jonah tonto
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    aftershave should be subtle. only let em smell it when they get close enough to kiss
    edit; i dont know why i think im qualified to comment on this thread…ive not had any action for over 6 months 😥

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    Recent aftershave discussion, if of any use.

    http://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/man-smells

    EDIT:

    aftershave should be subtle

    It’s usually the scent that’s subtle, rather than any quantities involves. It’s the cheaper stuff that makes your eyes water and is mistaken for the wearing having washed their clothes in it. LG is correct on the £40 barrier IME (per 100ml).

    IANAP

    noteeth
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    only let em smell it when they get close enough to kiss

    You meant to put it on your face & neck… no, I’ll stop there.

    Frankenstein
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    Tell her/him about your bike… No!

    noteeth
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    Tell her/him about your bike… No!

    A big fugging yes. If she doesn’t appreciate the beauty of quill stems and old steel frames, she ain’t getting none.

    Yes, I’m holding out. 😳

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    If she doesn’t appreciate the beauty of quill stems and old steel frames, she ain’t getting none.

    ..and if she then volunteers the information that the world’s a better place for the abolition of threaded headsets, she’s a keeper.

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    Be like the Hoff.

    If you can’t be like the Hoff, lie, and be like the Hoff…

    noteeth
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    the world’s a better place for the abolition of threaded headsets

    FWIW, I think you’ll find the wedding vows run as follows: For richer or for poorer, in sickness and in health, threaded or unthreaded.

    Rockape63
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    When’s the big night Mooly?

    And where’s the venue, so we can send over a couple of STWer’s to assess your efforts?

    kendo954
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    bring condoms

    Mister P
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    Have a few pints to loosen up, maybe a couple of tequilas to really get the conversation flowing.

    Mister P
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    As for smell, it has to be this…

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    Wear the aftershave you’d normally wear, even if that’s ‘none’.

    What’s the point in going out of your way to impress on a first date? You’ll then either have to keep up the facade for the rest of the relationship or disappoint her when she finds out what you’re really like.

    If it turns out that she likes you, is it not better that she likes you rather than some character you’ve created to impress women?

    (Of course, this is moot if you’re just looking for a one-night-stand shag; squirt some Chanel for Men about and wash your willy.)

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