Do you work in one of those offices where everyone sends email round with mems and videos with titles such as
Title:”OMG YOU MUST SEE THIS SO AMAZING !!!!!1111 lol”
and
Title:” please DO nOT ReAd this …..”
Subject: I warned you now if you don’t send this email to ten people U will die by being eaten from the anus up by really small squirrels.
and other such amazing hilarity by any chance?
Your best bet is a suicide bomb attack. Yes you will have to die but slowly, one office at a time the worlds gene pool will be improved as all of these moronic people are wiped off the face of the earth. You will not have dies in vain and will be at peace, free from the retarded emails. You will act as an example to others that this is the path we must all take.
I will light a candle for you.