Cyclist bingo.

You may have seen these elsewhere on the web, bingo cards for vegans or people who don't want children to supposedly fill in when they get the same old responses.

So how about one for cyclists.
We all get the same comments from non-cyclists…

"£50 for a pair of pedals. My whole bike cost less than that"
"Don't you get cold riding in the winter ?"
"Doesn't that saddle hurt your bum ?"

Any more suggestions for what to go in the boxes ?

Oh, and, er, I've come up with the idea, but I was kind of hoping someone else could do the graphics bit and create the card.

HOW MUCH?!

Didn't the mag have bingo cards in a year or so ago..

"Of course, I'm not a professional like you"
"Do you ride the Tour de France?"

"You could buy a car for that!"

"Why do you need more than one bike?"

"The Tour de France is that way"

"I've just bought a full suspension bike from the garage for £100, is it any good?"

"My gears don't work. Could you have a look at them for me ?"

"You look like a fly with your helment and shades on"

"Is your rear disc big enough?"

I did this HUGE jump

"Do you use all those gears ?"