Well this has to be the most ridiculous and middle class thread I’ve seen for quite some time, well done.
What, in amongst all the baby monitor, best coffee, best coffee machine, best pram, best kitchen knives, best German automobile, best way of schooling little Jacinta, best waterproof jacket for wearing to the supermarket, best beer, best woodpile, best wood burner, best axe bollocks?
You need to pay more attention lad.
We are blokes. Our sole purpose in life is to talk bollocks. Be it Wendy-Ball or wood burners. It’s our job.