Clogger's Dark Rabbit Sh*****

What about you?

Clogger’s Special Goat Plucker

Founders’ Golden Cow Dodger

I like that 🙂 I might use it for real

I knew it!

CFH’s first name is Cuthbert.

Fisher’s Vintage Cock Tosser

CFH’s first name is Cuthbert.

or his Mum’s.

Fisher’s Bitter Goat Wobbler.

But mainly you’re now created a thirst that’ll cause me to rush this last piece of work and drive like a maniac to get home to the pub.

oostler’s golden badger botherer 😀

Fishers vintage spaniel biter

Fishers bitter donkey slurper! Magic…. thats the name of my next all grain brew sorted. 8)

Chandlers Nutty Cock Tickler

Cobblers Fruity Donky Choker… !

turners fruity toad worrier : /

Mason’s Dark Pheasant Tosser

Fisher’s Dark Badger Fancier

Weaver’s Zesty Goat Worrier 😀

(not sure I’d want to try that)

or his Mum’s.

Explain.

Peeler’s Zesty Cock Worrier 🙂

Explain.

errrm, turns out I’m hard of reading. 😳

Turners smooth badger snapper 😀

Chandler’s Nutty Spaniel Teaser

Chandler’s Nutty Toad Shagger

Shepherds Golden Donkey Slurper.

It’d be fun working up the artwork for that one!

Ostlers Nutty Lobster Dodger 😕

Ostlers smooth cow licker..

Fletchers dark pheasant fancier.
Sounds great where can I get some ?

Cooper’s Heavy Goat Biter.

errrm, turns out I’m hard of reading.

Sometimes, one can be a bit too quick to go in for the kill 😉

Ostler’s Pale Goat Fancier
🙂

Mason’s Fruity Cow Licker…
Not convinced I’d buy a pint, but would be open to a sample!

Weaver’s smooth toad biter 😕

Ostlers Ruby Badger Tickler – thing is I’ve tickled a Ruby’s Badger once or was she an Ostler? Think she was Danish or Dutch maybe?

Fishers Golden Rabbit Licker

I’m sure I’ve had that before

Mason’s Golden Toad Dodger

Mrs D is even better though:

Fisher’s Heavy Goat Choker

Turner’s pale lobster dodger

Grooms Golden Spaniel Shagger 😆

I kid you not…

Hilarious

Ostler’s Sweet Rat Lifter

:/

Ostlers heavy rat biter!

Sounds good, pint please and a packet of scabs ta

Fletchers Smooth Rabbit Tosser

The micro brewery in the village lets you brew your own beers, so now I have the name….!

Groom’s Pale Lobster Botherer

Lobster? Bah, overgrown sea-roaches.