Arrived yesterday and did our normal thing of avoiding the 3.30pm check-in madness where everyone sits in the main car park gridlocked with engines running until they open the gate. People seem to have a bewilderingly high tolerance for sitting in a car not moving.. Anyway, the usual bellends in the usual cars were fulfilling most of the common stereotypes:
> Mr purple sline Audi man speeding right up to his lodge where his two kids were playing outside.
> Mr range rover sport pushing the little hatchback in front of him.
> Mr bottom spec diesel 1-series with illegal plates and dodgy aftermarket black wheels doing wheelspins in the gravel.
> Mr M-Sport 3 series leaving his car all night outside his lodge, getting a ticket, looking all angry/confused before speeding off the wrong way down the 1 way system to return his car to the main car park.
> Mr fully paid up member of the pops and bangs dickhead brigade flooring and lifting off in 1st gear repeatedly to make as much noise as possible while going 20mph in his Focus ST.
> And my personal favourite Mr I think I’m a cage fighter driving a pickup truck with barbarian written on it several times in massive writing who reversed up a steep and intricate incline narrowly avoiding rocks and trees and to get 10ft closer to his lodge for unloading.
My wife is sick to death of my shit patter regarding said bellends so thought I’d come on here and bore you lot with my dull account of blokes being dicks in cars. So, what car owner stereotypes have been fulfilled recently for you?
