“So thats where my spare socks went!”

Team JMC baton handover doesn’t quite go to plan

“My friends call me ‘Twinkle Toes’ “

Am I allowed to enter more than once?

Terrahawk Nah……. it’s actually the new Fox CTD control, to the left is soft for downhill mode, middle is semi-hard for trail and to the right is full rigid for all out sprints but it still has a blow-off valve at the top of the stroke

Team JMC Is that a special factory option? or can anyone upgrade?

I sh$t my self on the way here ,when i heard Lance was riding, my cocks so shrunk from all the “roids” ive been necking ?that’s why i don’t match ?

What’s a minipump? It’s like a c**k but smaller.

‘So I told them that the Tuesday treat was lame’

‘Ooh, you’ve got some bollocks to say that’

‘So I told them that the Tuesday treat was lame’

‘Ooh, you’ve got some bollocks to say that’

*reported*

what small feet you have

“I’m going to try and keep it up for the full 24 hours”

That reminds me, must order a new bite-valve….

<Go Ride> “That’s right my friend, 12% stiffer than last year….”

<JMC> “…did SingleTrack tell you that? They just look like shoes to me.”

Cute, but I bet you can’t pick up peanuts with that!

I love camping!

WOAH!!! Just hold on a moment everyone…

We will judge the winner on Friday and send them an ST organic cotton tee

Not got anything better? 😉

Spit or swallow?

“when you said you wanted to show me your new Prince Albert I assumed you you were being sponsored by Dialed Bikes”

Reverb needs a service!

Well Geoffrey said the blue would go with my eyes, I thought red would symbolise my passion, we agreed some white would represent the purity of our bond. Then Geoffrey’s mum did this embroidery around the crotch, I’m not sure what that represents, do you think it looks good?

“I think that the guy behind is looking at my ass!”

“Your girlfriend’s a liar, she said mine was muuuuuch bigger than yours….”

Mmmm 29 inches you say

BOOM, that’s my Ariel!

Vertically stiff, yet laterally compliant.

guy on left: I rode it when i arrived last night, some are going fully rigid,…. personally i like my couple of inches up front…

TH: yes chap, …. so i see!

Jase – ‘ I wondered where I’d parked that Fat Bike after Exposure, thanks for finding it’

‘I usually just hit it with a rolled up copy of MBR ’till it goes off in my pocket’.

or

‘Well, we think it’s half Yorkshire Terrier, half Lancashire Heeler’.

It definitely helped me get some KOMs.

So you weren’t kidding when you said race balls out eh…?

STAND BACK! I don’t know how big this thing gets.

Bugger, posted mine on the wrong thread.

“He-he, we’ve nearly got the same helmet”

Etto man is wondering when to make his move whilst also thinking that the handcuffs might not have been the best idea.

“Are you sure you don’t want to ride my Fatty for the full 24hrs ”

Photographer “Strewth, look at all these hairless, lycra clad, peakless ponces”

” So. I’ve heard you like it Fat Jason”

“Man in red glasses in furtive competitor licking shocker”

Or just this.

That front centre shouldn’t work at that size.

“you see, the Velcro panel on the crotch opens in the event of a photo finish and BOOOOM”

JMC – Hi, have you heard of Hit the North?
Go Ride – Yeah mate, I’m trying my best, just a few more degrees to the right and I’ll be there.

British Cyclings’ new “painted on” shorts takes streamlining to a whole new level