Mud? We know about mud!
We have our cockers well trained, if we’re passing a stream etc out on a walk on a warm day, we can let them off lead and they’ll jump in for a swim, splash, drink and come straight back to us. However I feared the worst when this one, off lead anyway, shot down into a drainage ditch. Very stinky muddy drainage ditch. Managed to prevent our other cocker following suit.
As we were heading for a cafe stop in town, we had had to find a way to clean her up. Right next to our town centre is the local cattle market, and the lads there were washing down after the previous days sheep sales, so we borrowed a hose for the clean up.