Cameron and the Pig

Sam’s man in ham ram scam

APPLAUSE

I wouldn’t worry about it: Nicola thinks you’re an ugly fecker.

I doubt that given:

A – shes never seen me

B – trust me i’m way out her league…

monkeyfudger – Member
Hehe, well, just dipping your bits into something although a bit silly is at the end of the day not that abnormal (hang with me!),

….Says the guy who fudged that ONE monkey and was forever stuck with the label 😯

Nicola was quite impressed.

….until she met me! 😀

Cameron was clearly just hog-knobbin with the guys.

I doubt that given:

A – shes never seen me

B – trust me i’m way out her league…

Don’t be shy: post up some pictures so we can publicly critique your appearance. Alternatively you could quit the casual sexism.

Surely the story here is ‘future party leader gives senior job to woman he put penis into’

Amazingly, Ninfan-Zero11 and I are actually agreed on this. The party leaders’ respective relationships with Abbot and a dead pig are relevant to the public interest (and not just public prurience) if they affect their conduct in office. Did Abbot get into the shadow cabinet because JC porked her 30 years ago? Is the reason so many Bullingdon Club members at the top of the Tory party because they forged a bond over coke, hookers, restaurant smashing and swine banging?

The misogyny on this thread is revolting. Seemingly there is no topic on STW that can’t be diverted into a discussion of how repulsive women are.

It’s revolting, but ultimately there’s only one loser in such posts.

Meanwhile, over on b3ta,

Hunter S thomson on pig*********:

The misogyny on this thread is revolting. Seemingly there is no topic on STW that can’t be diverted into a discussion of how repulsive women are.

^ this x100, sadly.

“nobodys going to believe anything like that”
the difference is that because the reputation of the super rich and their bullingdon club adventures etc is so far removed from most peoples lives they dont think its that unlikely either

Can’t beat a bit of Dr Thomson!

As much as I hate Cameron this whole thing is nonsense, it’s not even very extreme compared to what the rugby guys got up to at uni.

The misogyny on this thread is revolting. Seemingly there is no topic on STW that can’t be diverted into a discussion of how repulsive women are.

On the contrary, the thread had taken an amusing turn. I don’t see any misogyny and I am really a woman, not a girl.

the sun newspaper, that shit paper delete as appropriate, has a headline bbc spend millions om Muppet, Miss Piggy was a a Muppet, so obviously trying to please dc .

But it may all be porkie lies, and as all evidence of the pig has been eaten, the case is a bacon sandwich short of evidence

it’s not even very extreme compared to what the rugby guys got up to at uni

I’m not sure that ‘well other people behave even worse’ is really enough to make everyone say ‘fair enough’ and move on?

He put his penis in a dead pigs mouth. I can’t think of *any* circumstances where I wouldn’t question the person doing that’s judgement, even if they started pointing at a rugby player doing something worse half way through.

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It’s almost (almost!) irrelevant now whether he did or not people believe he’s capable of it, arent; terribly surprised and think that the club he was in encouraged/condoned that sort of behaviour.

You lot are fairly uptight today, is it ‘coz it was a pig? What about if he’d shagged a watermelon?

What about if he’d shagged a watermelon?

you’d have to be cantaloopy to do that!

is it ‘coz it was a pig?

Yes. Because doing that to a pig is **** up. You maybe need to re-evaluate some things.

itll only be serious if a genuine photo appeared

cant see him doing well at the G8 or whatever, if some protestors project a 100ft image of Dave getting hognobbled onto the side of the conference centre

Nowt wrong with shagging a watermelon. Apparently. 😳

Mmmkay, pig bad, watermelon good. Pie?

What about if he’d shagged a watermelon?

He’d have a story to re-galia us with.

Someones searched google images for “balls deep in a watermelon” 😯 😳

At least now we know where Obama got this from 😆

Today I’ve Google image searched “pig porn” and “fruit porn”, enlightening!

Today I’ve Google image searched “pig porn” and “fruit porn”, enlightening!

Just a normal day then!

I’ve Google image searched “pig porn” and “fruit porn”,

The thing that gets me about this is how obvious it is that he did it, as in how totally plausible it is.

Just consider that for a moment – someone has suggested that the elected prime minister of Great Britain put his cock in a dead pig’s mouth in order to be accepted by his posh chums… and it’s completely plausible.

Cassetteboy on the ball:

someone has suggested that the elected prime minister of Great Britain put his cock in a dead pig’s mouth in order to be accepted by his posh chums… and it’s completely plausible.

I honestly wouldn’t be surprised if it came out next week that they kicked the pig to death first as part of the ‘initiation’.

In a timely piece published on The Independent’s website today and not cashing in at all from #piggate, I found this:

Corbyn himself is a vegetarian and has been for almost 50 years.

“I became one at 20 when I was working in a pig farm,” he has previously said.

“I got attached to the pigs.”

“Now we know what David Cameron was thinking about when he said West Ham was his favourite football team rather than Aston Villa.” (from Buzzfeed)

Good work,

https://twitter.com/thepunningman/status/645897723162558464/photo/1

The Daily Mash has gone nuclear…

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/

The Daily Mash has gone nuclear…

Even the typically execrable NewsThump raised a smile from me on this one.

http://newsthump.com/2015/09/21/sound-of-jeremy-corbyn-kicking-self-for-promising-no-personal-attacks-shatters-windows-for-20-mile-radius/

😆

opusone – Member
The thing that gets me about this is how obvious it is that he did it, as in how totally plausible it is.

Just consider that for a moment – someone has suggested that the elected prime minister of Great Britain put his cock in a dead pig’s mouth in order to be accepted by his posh chums… and it’s completely plausible.

Yep. Louise Mensch and assorted others have defended then later deleted defenses of students shagging dead farm animals, as if that’s a totally normal part of university life, yet not one person seems to have gone with “Nah, he wouldn’t do that”

Even the typically execrable NewsThump raised a smile from me on this one.
http://newsthump.com/2015/09/21/sound-of-jeremy-corbyn-kicking-self-for-promising-no-personal-attacks-shatters-windows-for-20-mile-radius/

I’ve got a question here from Peppa in Hampshire…