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  • Premier Icon mikewsmith
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    ‘Ear all, see all, say nowt;
    Eyt all, sup all, pay nowt;
    And if ivver tha does owt fer nowt –
    Allus do it fer thissen.

    ivantate
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    Local news had a similar motto last night,

    “tek all, keep all, gie nowt”

    Premier Icon Tiger6791
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    Happy Inbred Day

    Envy is a terrible thing.

    hora
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    Happy Inbred Day

    … Tiger6791 where do you live? πŸ˜‰

    hora
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    Fly in (around) Yorkshire on Yorkshire airlines. Swell your chest with proper pride for us born n bred folk 8)

    ‘appy yorkshire day lads (and lasses, of course!)

    Premier Icon unklehomered
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    Aye, spent couple of hours this week arranging a flag and a fan in the window of the shop for realistic flying flag feature… Bloody works ‘n’ all!

    Premier Icon Tiger6791
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    hora – Member
    … Tiger6791 where do you live?

    Surrey

    nickhart
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    I’ll have some of that, breakfast ont patio, suns out n dogs chasing squirrels. Tops. It doesn’t get any better.

    hora
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    Eh lad? t’profile says Aberdyfi. Is thee not t’up yonda?

    Tramp: something you drive up to get int multistorey.

    brokensoul
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    Thanks for reminding me, Hora. I think I can feel a celebration coming on. 8)

    hora
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    Aye, I think I’ll celebrate tonight 8)

    T’uther week when there was the documentary on Huddersfield I was welling up, weird. I just felt soo proud. Odd that, when you are in Hudds, you just feel normal/friendly folk etc (if you avoid the estates) and centre then when you are away you feel homesick.

    MrNutt
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    an electric fan, that a right bloody waste of money that is, just open a winda

    A Yorkshirewoman walked into a Police Station and the desk Sergeant said “Can I elp you?”

    “Yes” she said, “A fella’s just dragged me int’bushes and had his way wi’ mee.

    “Can you describe ‘im?” Asked the Sergeant

    “Yes, he wa’ wearin’ white shoes, long white trousers, a white shirt and he had these two reet big pads from ‘is feet up to and ower his knees, one on each leg”.

    “Sounds t’me like he wor a cricketer, most probably a batsman”, said the Sergeant.

    “Eye, I reckon”, said the lady, “He were likely an Australian Cricketer”.

    “That’s very observant”, said the Sergeant, “You worked that aat from his accent?”

    “No”, she replied. “I worked it aat β€˜cause he weren’t in for very long”.

    πŸ˜€

    patriotpro
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    hora – Member
    Happy Inbred Day
    … Tiger6791 where do you live?

    Wrong side o pennines.

    patriotpro
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    Tiger6791 – Member
    hora – Member
    … Tiger6791 where do you live?
    Surrey

    condolences your way…

    Premier Icon Tiger6791
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    hora – Member
    Eh lad? t’profile says Aberdyfi. Is thee not t’up yonda?

    By ‘eck, Trouble at t’Mill, I make one joke (Inbred spelt wrong as a clue) and now I’m being staked by Hora 😯

    Gy’up Lad

    Updated my Profile for you πŸ˜€

    bikebouy
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    You know when we had that heat wave the other week, 30C odd.. Well the first thing I did was call the farm ( Harrogate ) to see if they’d all melted. πŸ˜†

    I can count on one hand the amount of times the sun has shone bright up there ( when I’ve been there )

    Ave a reet propers beer like fu me πŸ˜† a good solid pint of Black Sheep.

    hora
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    By ‘eck, Trouble at t’Mill, I make one joke (Inbred spelt wrong as a clue) and now I’m being staked by Hora

    Gy’up Lad

    Updated my Profile for you

    T’mi lass now πŸ˜†

    second most important date o’ t’year, after Lancashire Day ……

    grum
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    Finally got my Yorskshire visa through, and got all the jabs etc – so to celebrate Yorkshire Day I will be moving there from t’other side of the Pennines on Monday. I’m a traitor I know.

    Premier Icon ton
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    a quote from my past that gives me a dust in the eye moment.

    When the young lions roar upon endeavour field, the whole of yorkshire shall be proud.

    8)

    Premier Icon Tiger6791
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    T’mi lass now

    I’ve lived in Silsden, you don’t scare me

    Philby
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    Happy Yorkshire Day!

    From a tyke exiled in sunny Bristol

    MrSmith
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    So it’s hackneyed jingoistic regional stereotype day for tightfisted northerners with a historical superiority complex over their neighbours?
    How do you celebrate that? Stand around in a circle drinking mediocre beer and slapping each other on the back?
    Well done you.

    Premier Icon unklehomered
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    Lancashire Day

    Never heard of it.

    Premier Icon unklehomered
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    How do you celebrate that?

    I’m giving away tasty food!

    MrSmith
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    I’m giving away tasty food!

    Why bother with tasty? If its free a yorkshireman will take it.
    They would skin a turd for a shilling.

    MrSmith – Member
    So it’s hackneyed jingoistic regional stereotype day for tightfisted northerners with a historical superiority complex over their neighbours?
    How do you celebrate that? Stand around in a circle drinking mediocre beer and slapping each other on the back?

    Yep, and you’re not invited. πŸ˜€

    MrSmith, don’t worry, it’s not your fault you weren’t born in God’s Own County so we don’t hold it against you, I blame the parents πŸ˜†

    Premier Icon dexter
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    Pftttt get over thee sen Mr Smith, nowt wrong with a bit of a regional pride.

    MrSmith
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    Gutted about that πŸ˜₯

    8)

    Premier Icon tomhoward
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    Am flying the flag for Yorkshire on the wrong side of the Pennines today. Off to Huddersfield tomorrow though πŸ˜€

    MrSmith, I bet you’re a hoot down t’pub.

    Premier Icon kimbers
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    have they started fracking the place yet?

    Premier Icon unklehomered
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    have they started fracking the place yet?

    Over my dead Whippet!

    grum
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    Don’t be dissing MrSmith, he’s on first name terms with his local wine merchant and has many pairs of expensive handmade shoes. πŸ˜†

    MrSmith
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    MrSmith, I bet you’re a hoot down t’pub.

    Debatable but at least I’ll stick my hand in my pocket for a round of frothy beer. πŸ™„

    South Yorkshire is so full of holes if they shove compressed gas into it, the whole county will whistle like a church organ.

    Premier Icon tomhoward
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    Debatable but at least I’ll stick my hand in my pocket for a round of frothy beer weak shandy

    FTFY

    MrSmith
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    Got plenty of time for this fella, though he’s just dismissed Yorkshire day on test match special.

    I’d boycott him then, ant ways not from Gods County, North Yorkshire πŸ™‚

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