Am I going to be shot?

Will my child end up being emotionally scarred?

Oh dear.

I think late payments incur a penalty charge. Usually the value of the tooth. So, 2x the regular amount….

One day you will thank me for this advice.

Missed it loads of times and been almost caught as well. Always use the excuse that it wasn’t put in the right place. Works a treat

shame on you, were you too drunk to remember?

Ha. I rumbled the tooth fairy aged 6.

Tooth fell out and decided not to mention it to my parents. It sat under my pillow for a whole f**king week! Lazy b1tch of a tooth fairy round my way, or, was it just evidence of a scam by the adults? Got myself a £1 to not to spill the beans about the scam to my older sister.

just make out she was mugged by the tooth fairy 😈

Yeh – we missed it a few times
Just do, as said & make excuses about it being hidden etc & try again

nah, just say the tf couldn’t find it, then put it in a special box

swisstony – Member
shame on you, were you too drunk to remember?

😳

Aye!

Rumbled…

Not the first time either, but he still believes in it (he is 7 and a half by the way).

Bless!

Tooth fairy?
You tell your kids a fairy really exists and gives you money for a lost tooth, when in fact it’s you..
Next you’ll be telling them there is a santa.

fairy snuff, just say she was too busy and leave double tonight

sharki – Member
Tooth fairy?
You tell your kids a fairy really exists and gives you money for a lost tooth, when in fact it’s you..
Next you’ll be telling them there is a santa.

Cor blimey! Don’t talk about santa. He has almost been rumbled a few times as the eldest is a poor sleeper, particularly on Christmas Eve.

Don’t forget to tell him that if he ever sleeps with his head under the pillow, the tooth fairy will come round and take all his teeth out.

think you need to tell your kid to MTFU! Time he got used to the realities of the real world 🙂

think you need to tell your kid to MTFU! Time he got used to the realities of the real world

You should probably warn him about the invisible clown that watches him sleep too.

Tooth Fairy had a very busy night with all the children’s teeth falling out so it had to be delayed a night. Mine believe it…. only because they get extra dosh.

Got myself a £1 to not to spill the beans about the scam to my older sister.

you’d have struggled in our house, TSY – when my eldest found out about santa we told her that if she told her little sister that he didn’t exist, she’d get no more presents from him

take the cash/presents, and shut it ! (ooooh, that was my wedding day speech, funnily enough 😉 )

Mine understand that if the tooth fairy hasnt left money, then they need to shout on dad to look for it. The number of times that damn tooth fairy put the coin *at the wrong end of the bed* is just shocking.

Reminds me of a bloke at work who found out that his mate got 50p a tooth whereas he got 20p. His mates mother eventually worked out that children do not have 40 teeth.

metal_leg – Member
Mine understand that if the tooth fairy hasnt left money, then they need to shout on dad to look for it. The number of times that damn tooth fairy put the coin *at the wrong end of the bed* is just shocking.

Excellent reason/excuse 🙂

The tooth was so good the fairy had to go away to get more money… ? 🙂

Don’t blame yourself!

They have to know the truth at some point. The fact is that the whole Fairy industry (tooth and other areas) has always been heavily unionised. At times they can get very extreme. It borders on Stalinism to be honest.

What we need in the ethereal world is the kind of reorganisation that Murdoch did with the print unions in the eighties.

So… to summarise…. You tell them “I need to uphold the values of modern consumer capitalism in the face of the tyranny of these Marxists. Then… and only then… the tooth fairy can finally break away from the bonds with which she has been tied by socialist dogma and deliver to the people what they have been crying out for.

Does that help?

Just tell them the Tooth Fairy is French and is on strike?