Even if I win the lottery ten times over I WILL NEVER BUY A **** BLOODY ARSEHOLE BENTLEY!!!!!

FOR THE SAKE OF THE CHILDREN STOP IT PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok.

Need a hug, champ?

No, don’t come NEAR ME!

you won’t win the lottery, and you need to calm down.

I was talking to Harry. He can’t buy a Bentley anymore. It’s not all about you, you know.

Don’t tell me to come down!!!!!

I AM calm.

I might have to join the P club again……………………………………

So I hit the button to log on, because it doesn’t remember me no matter how many times i tick the bloody box, but as I hit it th

e button the stupid bloody ad loads, which then starts the ad full screen, it takes me a while to realise it’s a new tab by ehich time the rest of the bloody boffice are looking at me, thinking ‘that doesn’t sound work realted’…..

👿 👿 👿

Well don’t get a Maserati, they break down with incredible frequency.

Next car will be a Skoda Octavia estate, obvs. 😉

You should go for a ‘P’. Makes it bearable on the work PC (something we all must appreciate) and you get a T-shirt.

I like Jon Bentley.

I got a free gift with my P status.

It was a Bentley. Meh.

“I got 50 Bentleys, in the West Indies”

My mate likes swanning round in his. And on his e-bike!

Don’t know about the cars, but the in-car sound systems are top notch… 😀

I sat in a bentayga recently – god awful car on the outside, but my god it’s plush on the inside! My mind was changed…

Next car will be a Skoda Octavia estate, obvs.

Same parent company, you might want to buy a BMW.
Oh, wait, don’t they own Rolls Royce?

and you get a T-shirt.

There’s a T-shirt?

Bentley Rythmn Ace. Now they were a laugh

Next car will be a Skoda

Ragtop?

The Cool Bentley

(make sure it’s a Black Label, or people will think you’re a cheapskate….)

the Seriously UNCOOL one:

Choose Wisely!

Yeah, about the t shirt?

BQA certainly cool. As are…

MPW Type R Fastback

Barnato Blue Train Special

And, obviously, a Blower,

I thought you meant the old nightclub in dudley by the zoo!

“I got 50 Bentleys, in the West Indies”

It doesn’t matter…

<bad taste>Let him have it</bad taste>

This:

is TERRIFIC!

Maxtorque, you may, or may not(!) want to look at this, then;
http://www.thewholecar.com/1930-bentley-blue-train-recreation/

From the same people who did that utterly gloriously and mad as a sack full of angry badgers 27l Meteor as seen on TG.

http://www.bobpetersenengineering.co.uk/#!cars/cee5

I reckon I could put up with the scorn if I owned a red Bentley. 🙂

That’s my idea of what a car should look like.

The others are just mobile shopping containers.

What tyres for…?

Roof or towbar mounted rack for Bentleys?

Its either the Fastback or the Blower for me. Dad nearly bought a Steel once but ended up with the AS Lanchester instead.

whats not to like?

Roof or towbar mounted rack for Bentleys?

One’s gentleman’s gentleman should follow in the brake.

😆 @ Flashy

Speaking of which,

Sultan of Brunei’s Val d’Isère round the back of the corner shop.

[video]https://youtu.be/szgymwRLEf0[/video]

Ok so it’s a Napier but at least it’s been driven properly! Had the pleasure of this being used as a child, still driven like this to this day.

I’d have a GT to do this (4mins) in:

[video]https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FssQhpAqv1I[/video]

I followed one the other day back from the Yorkshire Show. Black thing with red wheels and it looked tripe. That’s coming from someone who would enjoy looking at a decent car.

Didn’t they stop making Bentleys in 1931?