Bacon

Bloody fantastic!

That is all.

Careful now.

if only it was halal, there would be peace in the world.

Bloody Awesome Cancer Or Not 😀 😀

How about one of these?

^^that is a bacon cheesewich^^ which I make at camping, “no” everyone says when I offer it up. “Ooo what’s that” once it’s created. **** off its mine!

Mmm bacon goes off to check the fridge…

We’ve just had bacon and scrambled egg on toast, with a slice of black pudding 😀 Om nom nom.

You rang CFH 🙂

Meh

mmmm treacle bacon from the local butcher who just happens to be just down the road 🙂

too bloody right flash. just eaten 2 x crumpets, topped with thick wiltshire middle, bury black pudding and 2 runny fried eggs.

Home reared FTW. Currently working through a large black, he made great bacon.

You’d get in trouble round here for that.

I made a nigel slater sandwich yesterday.

Fry bacon
Steam some greens (cavalo Nero here)
Take bacon out of pan, throw in plenty roughly chopped garlic and cover in bacony juices
Throw in steamed greens, cover in bacony garlicky juices
Load into bread of choice, including all the juices.

I shit you not, this is awesome.

Bacon, white bread, brown sauce here… Mmmmmm bacon!

callmetc – Member
if only it was halal, there would be peace in the world.

You understand its forbidden in Christianity also?

Weird kuntz.

callmetc – Member
if only it was halal, there would be peace in the world.
You understand its forbidden in Christianity also?
Weird kuntz.

Word

If it’s not supermarket/treated how ‘bad’ is it for you?

Bacon needs nothing more than a slice of white bread either side of it – anything else is just poncing about. Greens? Pah! *Slowly shakes head*

If it’s not supermarket/treated how ‘bad’ is it for you?

Well skip the nitrates and there is a chance of botulism

MURDERERS

EDIT: @Sandwich sounds wonderful

Museli with stawberries this morning. What”s the point of a long life if you are miserable 😉

Meat is murder.

Tasty, tasty murder.

To be fair though, our vegetarian cousins do live 9 years longer.

9 miserable, bacon less, years.

Hmm, seem to have made a wrong turn, where was I?

Murder?

Interesting concept. Imagine we were farmed and culled humanely for a higher alien species. Some of us kept as pets in sheds in back gardens, others shown at fairs, aliens slapping our flanks and describing the best human cuts. A alien wedding with a human head roasted with a apple in the mouth 😮

nigel slater

I have never taken more of an instant dislike to a TV chef/food writer than he. Your post reinforces that I’m an excellent judge of character.

Greens indeed….

Just had a bacon butty. Nowt pouncy, just bacon, bap and Tommy sauce.

Lovely.

Museli for breakfast. Now sat in Ikea carpark with a toddler asleep in the back seat and reading this thread. I am soooooo hungry! Where is my bacon?!! Damn you all!! Aaaggghhhh…..

Bacon needs nothing more than a slice of white bread either side of it – anything else is just poncing about. Greens? Pah! *Slowly shakes head*

Ameb to that. Adding any sauce or veg FFS means you buy shite bacon.

jimmy – Member
I made a nigel slater sandwich yesterday.
Fry bacon
Steam some greens

You’ve changed.

And not in a good way.

Al Murray had it right, but I can’t link the clip on my phone. “Bacon – Proof that there is a God”

Tommy’s sauce? Kinky.

**** it, back here again, I seem to be going round in circles.

Thread be like

Thick cut bacon going on the pizza this evening, along with free range hard boiled egg and tomatoes. Know here as the breakfast pizza.

Having been in the Middle East for the last 3 weeks, where turkey bacon or beef bacon replaces the real thing, a bacon sarnie was one of the first orders of business on getting back this morning!

where turkey bacon or beef bacon replaces the real thing,

I simply abstain when offered the wrong thing like that, it’s just not worth it.