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  • Are you the perfect man?
  • Premier Icon wwaswas
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    Are you the prefect man?

    Is gud spilling a prireqiusite?

    warton
    Member

    I was form captain in 5th Form, but never a prefect πŸ™

    King-ocelot
    Member

    Ha ha maybe, as is being able to enter and format text on a mobile phone. I made a right mess of that didn’t I.

    nickf
    Member

    I was a prefect. The gown was a real embarrassment, but hey, it went with the territory.

    Premier Icon binners
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    Woohoooooooooooooo!!! I’ve got 3!!!

    A beer / lager drinker

    Eats meat

    Enjoys watching football

    form an orderly queue please ladies πŸ˜€

    rkk01
    Member

    Drives an Audi

    Damn – perfection denied

    5’10” in all other areas I’m perfect or better.

    Premier Icon senor j
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    I answered yes to twelve of those – Am I as good as perfect?

    alex222
    Member

    Perfect for another man perhaps

    Smart dress sense

    Loves shopping

    Wears smart jeans, shirt and a

    V-neck jumper

    Stylish

    Enjoys watching football

    Drives an Audi

    Watches soaps

    Wants a family

    is it dark in the closet?

    don simon
    Member

    Earns more than you

    I’m almost perfect, I just haven’t managed to earn more than me yet. I am working on it though.

    bigrich
    Member

    sounds like a proper knob.

    Premier Icon wwaswas
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    *doesn’t understand why “posting on stw” doesn’t get a look in*

    Mister P
    Member

    A beer / lager drinker

    Non smoker

    Eats meat

    Jokes around and has a laugh

    Sorry Binners, trumped by a score of 4.

    Mister P
    Member

    Oh hang on, I missed these ones at the bottom –

    Holds a driving licence

    Can swim

    Can ride a bike

    Can change a tyre

    Wow, that makes me 100% better than I originally thought πŸ˜€

    Shibboleth
    Member

    My next car will be an Audi, then I’ll be perfect! :o)

    King-ocelot
    Member

    I’m going to buy an old Audi from a scrappy just to up my score.

    Premier Icon DezB
    Subscriber

    Smooth chest

    Watches soaps

    Enjoys watching football

    What is the opposite of perfect?

    Premier Icon aracer
    Subscriber

    Aren’t some of those contradictory?

    Watches soaps

    Enjoys watching football

    A beer / lager drinker

    Sensitive when you are upset

    Drives an Audi

    Educated to degree level

    Junkyard
    Member

    Clean shaven
    Smooth chest
    Enjoys watching football
    Educated to degree level- techincally it is beyond a degree but one does not like to brag πŸ˜‰
    Earns more than you- depends I might I guess.
    Jokes around and has a laugh- not on STW as this is SERIOUS
    Sensitive when you are upset- does buying you wine count?
    Tells you he loves you only when he means it
    Can swim
    Can ride a bike
    Can change a tyre
    Rings mum regularly – the medium charges a fortune though

    So a better catch than Binners and not as good as TSY [ but then again who is]

    Solo
    Member

    Just answer the questions.
    πŸ˜‰

    Premier Icon woody2000
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    Wine swilling, football hating, shopaphobic, hairy arsed midget here πŸ™‚

    Perfect for someone I guess!

    Solo
    Member

    Aracer is correct.

    I drive an Audi, I do not have a Degree.

    rocketman
    Member

    Six feet tall PASS
    Muscly, toned and athletic PASS
    Brown eyes FAIL (blue)
    Short dark hair PASS
    Smart dress sense FAIL
    A beer / lager drinker PASS
    Non smoker PASS
    Wears smart jeans, shirt and a V-neck jumper EPIC FAIL
    Gets ready in 17 minutes PASS 5 mins max
    Stylish FAIL
    Wants a family FAIL already got one
    Earns Β£48,000 a year EPIC FAIL
    Loves shopping EPIC FAIL
    Eats meat PASS
    Clean shaven FAIL
    Smooth chest FAIL
    Watches soaps EPIC FAIL
    Enjoys watching football EPIC FAIL
    Drives an Audi EPIC FAIL
    Educated to degree level PASS
    Earns more than you PASS
    Jokes around and has a laugh PASS
    Sensitive when you are upset FAIL
    Tells you he loves you only when he means it PASS
    Admits it when he looks at other women FAIL
    Holds a driving licence PASS
    Can swim PASS
    Can ride a bike obv
    Can change a tyre obv
    Rings mum regularly PASS

    16/30

    Premier Icon Rubber_Buccaneer
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    I’m far from perfect, it’s part of my charm.

    yossarian
    Member

    I once poured white spirit over a load of kindling and newspaper in the hearth and lit the fire from the other side of the room with a flaming arrow.

    What could be more perfect?

    Oh and brown eyes = mongrel genes πŸ˜€

    Solo
    Member

    OK, here we go….

    Six feet tall – No, just over.
    Muscly, toned and athletic – Not sure
    Brown eyes – Yes
    Short dark hair – Yes
    Smart dress sense – Yes
    A beer / lager drinker – Yes
    Non smoker – Yes
    Wears smart jeans, shirt – Yes
    V-neck jumper – NO !
    Gets ready in 17 minutes – Oh Yeah
    Stylish – Eh ?.
    Wants a family – Yes
    Earns Β£48,000 a year – No
    Loves shopping – Errr, s’OK
    Eats meat – Yes
    Clean shaven – Yes
    Smooth chest – No
    Watches soaps – No
    Enjoys watching football – No
    Drives an Audi – Yes (Spooky)
    Educated to degree level – No
    Earns more than you – Can’t say
    Jokes around and has a laugh – Yes
    Sensitive when you are upset – Is there a choice ?.
    Tells you he loves you only when he means it – 😳
    Admits it when he looks at other women – Yes
    Holds a driving licence – Yes
    Can swim – Yes
    Can ride a bike – You kidding ?.
    Can change a tyre – Bikes ?, yes.
    Rings mum regularly – No.

    Pick the bones out of that.
    πŸ˜†

    soobalias
    Member

    what does the daily mail know about real men?

    i for one wont click the link to find out.

    Six feet tall – Yep
    Muscly, toned and athletic – erm.
    Brown eyes – No
    Short dark hair- yes
    Smart dress sense – Of course

    A beer / lager drinker – only good stuff
    Non smoker- Do cigars count?
    Wears smart jeans, shirt and a V-neck jumper – V neck?
    Gets ready in 17 minutes – Under
    Stylish- Of course.
    Wants a family- Yep
    Earns Β£48,000 a year – Nope. 8)
    Loves shopping – Nope
    Eats meat – Of course
    Clean shaven- Sometimes
    Smooth chest – No. I’m a man.
    Watches soaps – Listen to the Archers, does that count?
    Enjoys watching football – Exactly the opposite!
    Drives an Audi- Occasionally
    Educated to degree level – Yep
    Earns more than you- Who?
    Jokes around and has a laugh – Sometimes
    Sensitive when you are upset – Yep
    Tells you he loves you only when he means it – Yep
    Admits it when he looks at other women – Black Iridium FTW!

    The survey is clearly flawed. πŸ™‚

    BruceWee
    Member

    Admits it when he looks at other women

    Christ, how do you have a conversation if you have to interrupt every ten seconds.

    Torminalis
    Member

    V neck?
    Watches soaps?
    Smooth Chest?
    Stylish?
    Loves shopping?

    It sounds to me like the perfect man is in fact… a woman.

    Junkyard
    Member

    I once poured white spirit over a load of kindling and newspaper in the hearth and lit the fire from the other side of the room with a flaming arrow.

    SWOONS
    πŸ˜†

    Class wish I had done that I once used the oxygen from my welder to start a living room heart fire with damp green wood..lets just say it is best avoided on safety grounds.

    Torminalis – Member
    V neck?
    Watches soaps?
    Smooth Chest?
    Stylish?
    Loves shopping?
    Ejoys watching football?

    It sounds to me like the perfect man is in fact… a woman

    FTFY. 😈

    Solo
    Member

    It sounds to me like the perfect man is in fact… a woman.
    πŸ˜†

    Premier Icon binners
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    I once poured white spirit over a load of kindling and newspaper in the hearth and lit the fire from the other side of the room with a flaming arrow.

    I’ll never understand women. Why isn’t that on the list? How can an Audi be more important than that?!!!!

    King-ocelot
    Member

    Six feet tall

    Muscly, toned and athletic

    Brown eyes

    Short dark hair

    Smart dress sense

    A beer / lager drinker

    Non smoker

    Wears smart jeans, shirt and a

    V-neck jumper

    Gets ready in 17 minutes

    Stylish

    Wants a family

    Earns Β£48,000 a year

    Loves shopping

    Eats meat

    Clean shaven

    Smooth chest

    Watches soaps

    Enjoys watching football

    Drives an Audi

    Educated to degree level

    Earns more than you

    Jokes around and has a laugh

    Sensitive when you are upset

    Tells you he loves you only when he means it

    Admits it when he looks at other women
    …according to Austin Reed and the Daily Mail:
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2126093/Womens-idea-perfect-man-A-6ft–48k-year–beer-drinking-meat-eater-Audi.html

    MR PERFECT:
    According to Austin Reed and the Daily Mail

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2126093/Womens-idea-perfect-man-A-6ft–48k-year–beer-drinking-meat-eater-Audi.html

    Holds a driving licence

    Can swim

    Can ride a bike

    Can change a tyre

    Rings mum regularly

    sobriety
    Member

    Yes, I am the perfect man.*

    * the list is clearly wrong.

    Duggan
    Member

    None of those seem massively surprising tbf but the swimming one is a bit strange.

    Is that actually in the article? Do they know something we don’t?

    joao3v16
    Member

    Loves shopping

    Watches soaps

    Sounds like a massive tool.

    ianv
    Member

    Brown eyes
    Short dark hair
    Wears smart jeans, shirt and a V-neck jumper
    Earns (a bit more than) Β£48,000 a year
    Clean shaven
    Smooth chest
    Earns more than you
    Sensitive when you are upset

    Tells you he loves you only when he means it

    I think I might have found him:

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