Work with a woman who seems to go out of her way to be a complete bellend. Somehow manged to get into a better position in the company by spending 90% of her day tweeting on her iPhone or playing Sudoku, still seems to be doing nothing as her endless tweets about how boring work is. Not interested in talking to anyone unless it’s to be derogatory or she’s spraffing on about her own sad little life (TV and eating according to her stories)

I was brought up to be nice to other people and to be tolerant…….basically not be a tw*t, so how do other people seem to manage to get through life by being a complete twunt?

(and before you ask, believe you me there is no way she slept her way to the top, her most redeeming feature is that she smells a bit like the bins)