Hi I keep meeting this guy in the Surrey Hills, and I'm starting to become a bit alarmed by the way he behaves towards me.

I'd reckon he's late 30's, sometimes rides a Stiffee. I've told him my names Dave, I thought John Smith would be a bit obvious.

So is it possible to get a restraining order put on someone before they've actually done anything or should I just start riding elsewhere?

Thanks. Now people in the office are staring at me for laughing out loud in front of my PC. Good job!

I think he's a cove enthusiast because he keeps asking me if I like Handjobs too.

Does he wear a skin suit?

He keeps hiding too!

I think it's about time you dug out the suede jacket again yeti…

He keeps hiding too!

I've suspected he does as he keeps popping out in the most disturbing places.

he keeps popping out in the most disturbing places

what like between your thighs?

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A very late entry, but thread-of-the-day material and no mistake!!!! 😆