Results of extensive research. In my order of preference:
Erdinger
Cobra
Bravia/Becks/Bitberger
Clausthaler
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Kaliber (drink only mixed with lemonade as it’s horrible)
All of them are nicer when very well chilled.
Why alcohol free? Maybe you’re driving, maybe you have had a ‘bad reaction’ to alcohol, maybe you like the taste of beer without the downsides? Just maybe, you need to drink a ‘mans drink’ to avoid some of the ridiculous luddite comments seen above…? 🙂
Each to their own.