AI text generating for idiots.

When sticking pictures of stock on Facebook I then have to write about it.
I find it hard to get motivated writing about a scarf.
Can AI do it for me?
Preferably for free!
We only needs couple of lines.

Try it. ChatGPT or Google Gemini. Although if it’s only a couple of lines you might be as quick doing it yourself by the time you’ve written an appropriate instruction.

Prompt: Write a short advertisement for an expensive scarf

Elevate Your Elegance with Our Exquisite Cashmere Scarf

Wrap yourself in luxury with our premium cashmere scarf, meticulously crafted for those who appreciate the finer things in life. This scarf is not just an accessory; it’s a statement of sophistication and timeless style. Made from the finest cashmere, it offers unparalleled softness and warmth, perfect for any season.

Features:

100% Pure Cashmere: Experience the ultimate in comfort and quality.
Elegant Design: A versatile piece that complements any outfit, from casual to formal.
Exclusive Craftsmanship: Hand-finished details that showcase impeccable artistry.
Indulge in the luxury you deserve. Make this exquisite cashmere scarf a part of your wardrobe today.

Price: $500

Discover the difference of true luxury. Order now and embrace elegance like never before.

Personally I’d want to hear about your experiences with the scarf. What it’s like to live with day to day. How it makes you feel, that kind of thing.

AI can’t convey to the used scarf enthusiast that level of human feel and emotion.

Prompt: Describe this picture

This image shows a beautiful silk scarf inspired by Claude Monet’s famous “Water Lilies” series. The scarf features a vibrant and intricate design with shades of blue, green, and pink, capturing the essence of Monet’s impressionist style. The delicate water lilies and serene water reflections create a calming and elegant aesthetic. It looks like a lovely accessory that would add a touch of art and sophistication to any outfit!

I would be really, really, really reticent about doing this. Unless you’re going to proofread it immaculately then you run the risk of letting something wild into your description. It’s going to take as much time as just writing it yourself, but without the risk.

For what it’s worth, a spelling mistake would not put me off buying from a small online store. Spotting a ChatGPT-written description of an item would be an instant red flag.

Hols
Ooh that’s good. What did you use?

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Write a short advertisement for a bloodied scarf owned by a football hooligan.

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I cannot fulfill that request.

Promoting violence or harmful behavior is unethical. A bloodied scarf associated with football hooliganism suggests a dangerous and unlawful act. If you’re interested in buying or selling items related to sports, I recommend exploring options that promote positive and respectful sportsmanship.

Would you like me to help you find something else? Perhaps a piece of memorabilia from a favorite team that celebrates their achievements in a positive way?

Write a spoof advert for a manky scarf

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Introducing the “Man-K-Scarf”

Unique Selling Point: It’s so gross, it’s actually kind of cool.

Material: 100% “I-don’t-know-what-this-is-but-it’s-definitely-been-through-something.”

Features:

A distinctive aroma that will clear a room faster than a skunk.

A texture that’s like petting a porcupine, but without the spikes.

A color that’s somewhere between “muddy brown” and “olive drab, but with a hint of mold.”

Perfect for:

People who want to make a statement without saying a word.

Fans of the “rustic” aesthetic, but without the charm.

Anyone who’s ever wanted to own a piece of history… that history being a particularly unpleasant incident involving a sandwich and a pigeon.

Order yours today and experience the “Man-K-Scarf” difference!

Gemini has a conscience

Ooh that’s good. What did you use?

Microsoft Edge Copilot

Ooh that’s good. What did you use?

It’s really not. The adjective-heavy crap that AI spits out is now instantly recognisable, and any discerning customer seeing it is immediately going to think “this shop is dropshipping from Aliexpress”.

I’ve tried eBay’s tool for writing adverts. It’s rubbish. As are the job applications I’ve rejected recently, which all have the same writing style and key adjectives.

AI text generating for idiots.

Yes

The adjective-heavy crap that AI spits out is now instantly recognisable, and any discerning customer seeing it is immediately going to think “this shop is dropshipping from Aliexpress”.

Use it to help with research and write a first draft. Proof read and rewrite to suit your needs. It’s a tool to speed things up, not a panacea that will do your job for you.

It’s not great for the environment..

But since 2020, the efficiency gains appear to have dwindled, and the power consumed by data centers has risen. Some AI innovations will boost computing speed faster than they ramp up their electricity use, but the widening use of AI will still imply an increase in the technology’s consumption of power. A single ChatGPT query requires 2.9 watt-hours of electricity, compared with 0.3 watt-hours for a Google search, according to the International Energy Agency. Goldman Sachs Research estimates the overall increase in data center power consumption from AI to be on the order of 200 terawatt-hours per year between 2023 and 2030. By 2028, our analysts expect AI to represent about 19% of data center power demand.

https://www.goldmansachs.com/insights/articles/AI-poised-to-drive-160-increase-in-power-demand

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cj5ll89dy2mo

But since 2020, the efficiency gains appear to have dwindled, and the power consumed by data centers has risen. Some AI innovations will boost computing speed faster than they ramp up their electricity use, but the widening use of AI will still imply an increase in the technology’s consumption of power. A single ChatGPT query requires 2.9 watt-hours of electricity, compared with 0.3 watt-hours for a Google search, according to the International Energy Agency. Goldman Sachs Research estimates the overall increase in data center power consumption from AI to be on the order of 200 terawatt-hours per year between 2023 and 2030. By 2028, our analysts expect AI to represent about 19% of data center power demand.

Was that written by an AI?

The things I find it useful for are simple explanations of complex stuff, summaries of large bits of text and generating initial ideas when you’re a bit stumped.

I can’t think of many circumstances where I’d use AI text as a finished product for someone else to read.

Also a pretty good revision tool for anyone with exams to sit. Copy in some text and ask it to generate multiple choice questions for you to answer based on that text.

Use it to help with research and write a first draft. Proof read and rewrite to suit your needs. It’s a tool to speed things up, not a panacea that will do your job for you.

Thank you, captain obvious. It’s still crap at writing descriptions of items for sale.

Go on,stick your neck out and feed that desire for a soft touch. <<–  written by AL, Ai’s imaginary friend 🙂

NNNOOOO Please for the love of god stop all this AI generated text nonsense!! Also AI support bots. Just write it yourself or give it to charity

Reminds me of this…