Rule 1.
Everyone is capable of being a dick.
Rule 2.
Cynic-al will use the phrase ‘Big Hitter’ at every opportunity, in order to remind everyone that he popularised it. And why not. 🙂
Rule 3. All mentions of Cuba will elicit a photograph of competition onions. Sorry. I can’t help it.
Rule 4. If Mike isn’t the first to respond, the thread was obviously started too soon.
Rule 5. All threads containing a response from TJ will inevitably become about TJ.
Rule 6. Onion will post his ‘Nigg’ gag every four years, or after every 250th photograph of his Van Nicholas, whichever is sooner. Everyone else will cringe.
Etc, etc…….🙂