Not getting to watch My Little Pony.

I wouldn’t mind so much but he’s 18!!

Nail clipping. Hair cuts with scissors cos they’re sharp.

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My 3 year old niece gets really frustrated, it’s funniest when she’s on her trike, she can’t go all the way round yet with the pedals so sort of half cranks for a bit then sits there and cries/ gets mad. Suppose it’s not that irrational, i think i’d cry if i couldn’t ride me bike properly 😥 😳 😉

I think it’s fair enough to want the lights on to do a poo. 🙂

Yesterday, full on meltdown on the pavement causing people to look out of the window. Reason:

I wouldn’t let him park the camper van.

He’s two and a half.

Have you seen that advert where the kid sulks as she asked for “ham & lettuce, not lettuce & ham”.

Mine are like that.

Sounds like a few members on here… 😉

Assume the OP meant “beaker”.

And, if so, I hope it wasn’t THAT beaker….

I’ve got some great camera phone video which will be played at her wedding. It’s what Dads Do !!! 😀

EDIT: the poo incident was only this morning. She comes in to us at 6am this morning with ‘I want a poo poo’ ok so I got up and went into the loo, as I’ve only woken and there was a bit of light coming in through the window I went in with her without switching the light on, cue melt down. Ok so light now on, child sitting straining, Daddy in hall without light on. ‘come out when you’re finished’ I said. She comes out 5 minutes later, ‘have you done a poo?’ I ask, ‘No’ comes the reply, ‘I just done a wee wee’ me thinking: ‘AGHHHHHH SO YOU’VE JUST WOKEN ME UP FOR NOTHING!!!’

for the little one, ANYTHING if she doesnt get it/there before her older sister

just talking about the idea of maybe moving house – ‘but this is where I grew up, its all my memories you are throwing away’

How can she be expected to read the newspaper without the light on 🙄

Reasons my 2 year old’s cried had an emotional melt-down this week;

I wouldn’t let him eat bird poo

I took his bike helmet off at bath time (we’d finished riding 2 hours earlier)

I wouldn’t let him climb inside the fridge

I wouldn’t let him have any coffee

I wouldn’t let him drive the car

I held his hand as he waded into the sea

I speared the wrong piece of pineapple with his fork (he wanted the third from left, not fourth!)

I’ve been told it gets worse as they hit 3!

My 13 year old daughter gets in a right strop if anyone dares to sit in “her” seat at the table.

I start singing “Happy Talk” (as in the Captain Sensible / South Pacific) song to my kids when they’re in a foul mood, that really pisses them off 🙂

My youngest is going through that phase at 2.5. Lately she screams the place down at the drop of a hat. Most recently she screamed the place down at not being able to wear knickers, so we made her promise to go peepee on the toilet. 5 mins later, piss all over the living room floor.

I saw a brilliant one yesterday, child and dad ambling along looking at trees. “Daddy, what’s that tree?” He stops to read the little sign. She explodes into incoherent rage, and ends up lying on the ground like she’d been shot, sobbing uncontrollably. Finally she calms down enough to explain it’s because he’s ALWAYS READING THINGS.