No carrot crunching refers to northerners
We are fit and eat any meat!
In that case I’ll flesh out my suggestions;
Tayyabs Best curry in London by a mile. Be prepared to wait in line, or if you book, then to also wait in line just, in a separate, slightly shorter line. Order “mixed starter” (not on menu but that’s what everyone asks for) and the dry meat curry.
Ignore anyone who tells you to go to Brick Lane for a curry. They are all without exception awful, hence the irritating numpties touting outside every door with offers of free drinks etc. to try and get you in.
Meat Liquor/Mission/Market
Meat Liquor – The original, behind Oxford Street. Be prepared to queue at anything like peak times. No booking. Amazing burgers. Amazing cocktails.
Meat Market – Covent Garden (quite hidden away), very similar menu but set up more fast-food, ie. you order at the counter. Queues a lot shorter.
Meat Mission – Hoxton Square. Not actually been but similar menu again but this one is very innovative in that it actually takes bookings.