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[Closed] "you're too old to do that and you have a fat belly"

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said my kid to me this morning whilst watching tread bmx on tv.

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Posted : 08/03/2011 8:12 am
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Buy a BMX. Prove him wrong.


 
Posted : 08/03/2011 8:14 am
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Welcome to my world 😥
As long as your having fun an all that.....


 
Posted : 08/03/2011 8:14 am
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Did someone call?


 
Posted : 08/03/2011 8:16 am
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do you have a bmx?

if not, why not?


 
Posted : 08/03/2011 8:34 am
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You need to get a roadbike first to burn off the fat


 
Posted : 08/03/2011 8:39 am
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"you're too old to do that and you have a fat belly"

charlie the bikemonger's next sticker!


 
Posted : 08/03/2011 9:14 am
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Does he know how rad you are on your mtb?


 
Posted : 08/03/2011 9:25 am
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Get all competitive dad on him... Buy/hire two BMXs and make sure you beat him. Then dance around in front of him and his mates in your cardigan and slippers to show him up.

It's the only way to stop this rot...


 
Posted : 08/03/2011 9:52 am
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Hit it with a shoe - teach it some respect 🙂


 
Posted : 08/03/2011 9:53 am
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I'll try the shoe thing first then the diet thing!!


 
Posted : 08/03/2011 10:15 am
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My niece giggles and calls me 'fat belly'...whenever she draws a picture of me I appear rather rotund.

I'm sure I'm not that fat...she's just used to short skinny people I think.


 
Posted : 08/03/2011 11:28 am
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My niece turned to my sister last Xmas in Oz and loudly declared that

"Uncle Pauly has a jelly belly!"

After over a year off the bike with an injury, it was motivation enough to get back in the saddle.


 
Posted : 08/03/2011 11:40 am
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Have you taken the child down the shed and introduced it to some Bombers yet?


 
Posted : 08/03/2011 12:49 pm
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See it as a challenge to take BMXing up and also to reduce the belly.


 
Posted : 08/03/2011 12:50 pm
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Gut busting, old timer, fatBELLYmuthahubbard & his 'BMX' after 20 laps at 24/12.....

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Carl, R U named after that pub just outside Plymouth?


 
Posted : 08/03/2011 2:17 pm
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many many thanks for that photo slugwash.....slightly on the porky side after too many peanut clif bars!!!

wouldn't mind catching up for some south Devon rides, I need some new route inspiration, mail me direct in my profile if you are free.


 
Posted : 08/03/2011 8:01 pm
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oh and "old motherhubbard's" restaurant is now a chinese takeaway 😥


 
Posted : 08/03/2011 8:31 pm
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oh and "old motherhubbard's" restaurant is now a chinese takeaway

Arhh, so that's what it is. I saw it out of the corner of my eye early one morning on a 'quick' spin down to Bodmin and back on my roadbike.

wouldn't mind catching up for some south Devon rides, I need some new route inspiration, mail me direct in my profile if you are free.

Haven't been doing much off-roading lately due to a slight achilles tendon injury resulting from the aforementioned ride to Bodmin. However, weekend after next there's a Dartmoor fullmoon bivi planned if yer fancy that?

🙂


 
Posted : 08/03/2011 8:40 pm
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yhm


 
Posted : 08/03/2011 8:43 pm