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Ships sunk in the Suez and Panama canals, couple of key refineries sabotaged... global collapse.

Just sayin,' like...


 
Posted : 26/03/2021 6:32 pm
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...following on from @montgomery 's post;
Then we find out the key raw materials for vaccine and vials production, are stuck on the ship, and then..


 
Posted : 26/03/2021 7:11 pm
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It's all OK.

A right wing nutjob on Youtube has just explained that it was some white hat Seal Team that took the ship out.

Evergreen is the name of an aircraft operator who had a contract with the CIA.

Evergreen is also the code name for Hilary Clinton and the whole thing is a message to the Peado-Satanist-Blood Drinkers that they are after them and will be bringing them down once Trump comes back to overturn the crooked election.


 
Posted : 26/03/2021 7:14 pm
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I’m surprised that European military assistance isn’t visibly on the ground by now,

The Dutch marine salvage team have far greater expertise and access to the equipment needed for this job than military engineers. Plus what Leffeboy said.


 
Posted : 26/03/2021 7:14 pm
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Governments from around the world who benefit from this route should really chip in

Er don’t mention the war 🙂

On July 26, 1956, Nasser nationalised the canal, which prior to that was owned primarily by Britain and France. On 29 October, Israel invaded the Egyptian Sinai. Britain and France issued a joint ultimatum to cease fire, which was ignored. On 5 November, Britain and France landed paratroopers along the Suez Canal. While the Egyptian forces were defeated, they had blocked the canal to all shipping. It later became clear that Israel, France and Britain had conspired to plan out the invasion. The three allies had attained a number of their military objectives, but the canal was useless. Heavy political pressure from the United States and the USSR led to a withdrawal. U.S. president Dwight D. Eisenhower had strongly warned Britain not to invade; he threatened serious damage to the British financial system by selling the US government's pound sterling bonds. Historians conclude the crisis "signified the end of Great Britain's role as one of the world's major


 
Posted : 26/03/2021 7:32 pm
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Surely one of those containers has birthday balloons and helium in it? Just inflate the balloons and turn it into a flying ship?

Pffff who needs European armies or Dutch salvage engineers, I've got it sorted lads.


 
Posted : 26/03/2021 7:45 pm
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Posted : 26/03/2021 7:46 pm
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It still amazes me the size.of ships we can make. Watching science fiction and seeing 3 or 400m long spaceships thinking how could we buld that then you realise just how big some of the big, big tankers are.


 
Posted : 26/03/2021 8:52 pm
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How long do we think they'll stick to the power cut story before it turns out they were playing chicken with a boat coming the opposite way?


 
Posted : 26/03/2021 9:01 pm
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For anyone wondering

https://istheshipstillstuck.com


 
Posted : 26/03/2021 9:06 pm
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There is a specialist dredger called the Sospan Dow. It is able to drege the seabed up imto its cargo hold, then rainbow the sand and shimgle out through a great big cannon on its fore deck

It shifts tons of aggregate an hour
They need to moor this boat up at the poimty end and suck the gravel out from under the bows

Then discharge the bilges so it sits higher in water and get some tugs involved. Probably blowing compressed air into the sand around the bulb would change its density too, then im out of ideas.
Every tank in the Egyptian army and alor of string?
David Blane?


 
Posted : 26/03/2021 9:27 pm
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On the plus side the locals can enjoy a temporary bridge across the canal while the ship's stuck!


 
Posted : 26/03/2021 9:34 pm
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I was thinking they just need cables attached to all the ships behind it then put them in reverse

I've been wondering how you steer something that big.  Does it need to move at a minimum speed of some sort


 
Posted : 26/03/2021 9:36 pm
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ooh dear, the ship will have been under the command of a Egyptian Pilot, just to make sure that this sort of thing won't happen.....doh


 
Posted : 26/03/2021 9:48 pm
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Leffeboy, the ship is steered by a rudder at the stern, just a very large one!
As you state the ship needs to be moving for the rudder to work typically 2 or 3 knots minimum but faster is better.


 
Posted : 26/03/2021 9:53 pm
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I’ve been wondering how you steer something that big.

They'll have thrusters at the bow which will be used at low speeds to push the bow side to side.
Which makes me wonder if there was some power issue at the wrong moment.


 
Posted : 26/03/2021 9:54 pm
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The obvious solution would be to hammer frozen sausages along the canal bank. You could then use a pair of bombers to lever the vessel free, oh and pee in the captains shoes as punishment...


 
Posted : 26/03/2021 10:54 pm
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They’ll have thrusters at the bow which will be used at low speeds to push the bow side to side.

With the added assistance of tugs though


 
Posted : 26/03/2021 10:58 pm
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Remember the MSC Napoli that was beached in Lyme Bay?

Remember? I worked for those clowns. Well, I was a cadet but still. I sailed with one of the deck cadets who had to abandon the Napoli, some of the other guys in my class previously sailed on it. Proper heap it was too. Go team Z!

They’ll have thrusters at the bow which will be used at low speeds to push the bow side to side.
Which makes me wonder if there was some power issue at the wrong moment.

That's not how you use bow thrusters, they are only used for port manouvering, never when under way. I'm pretty sure it says they suffered a power failure, specifically what is the question since they should have had a reserve generator running and no testing on switchboards during transit. In theory. I've experienced a switchboard related failure before, I managed to get up 2 decks from the bottom plates (so roughly around where the turbos were) before the lights came back on and generators restarted. Main engine was gone by that point so if it drifted then its entirely possible it could have lost propulsion and just hit the bank before anyone could do anything.


 
Posted : 27/03/2021 2:19 am
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Heard Chris Grayling's got a new job. Ship's pilot in Egypt of all places. Wonder how he's doing. He did own some ferries apparently, so got some experience.


 
Posted : 27/03/2021 2:58 am
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I think Ive pretty much sorted it- those massive pumps they use to unflood towns. Rig them up shooting water down and around the front end would wash the sand out from the front and under it.
I emailed the Suez Canal people yesterday, not had a reply though.


 
Posted : 27/03/2021 7:13 am
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Interesting looking canal genuinely thought it would be like a huge version of one of our canals, whereas they appear to have just dug the ground a bit. Probably needs some investment considering how much it brings in, although looking at the countries that line the Red Sea think id always take the long route, it’s like a who’s who of don’t visit countries from the last 20 years.

Can’t it be nudged with another massive ship, appreciate it’d be an expensive repair job but sounds a bit spendy anyway.

What’s the Panama Canal like, just as shallow?


 
Posted : 27/03/2021 7:46 am
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That’s not how you use bow thrusters, they are only used for port manouvering

I was actually talking about manoeuvring whilst in the canal - for example when the bow starts heading off towards the bank due to a strong side wind.

Edit: actually the use of thrusters within the canal is forbidden except in exceptional circumstances..... Although I guess this would have qualified!


 
Posted : 27/03/2021 8:13 am
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Panama canal is smaller, more like a traditional canal, (though not THAT small) There's a class of ships called Panamax that are sized to be able to just squeeze through.


 
Posted : 27/03/2021 8:18 am
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It's a canal. They obviously hit a few shopping trolleys and an old bike or two. Theres probably only the one digger as the fishermen have their rods laying across the tow path.


 
Posted : 27/03/2021 8:33 am
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And another thing!!!
Why do people claim the queue of ships is growing exponentially? Is there a sudden huge growth in the daily number of boats wanting to use the canal?


 
Posted : 27/03/2021 8:41 am
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Why do people claim the queue of ships is growing exponentially?

This puzzled me too. Perhaps the ships, bored with floating around aimlessly, have started breeding?


 
Posted : 27/03/2021 8:47 am
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You know what’s it like when you learn a new word and want to use it everywhere...


 
Posted : 27/03/2021 8:57 am
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They say it's growing exponentially because they don't know what exponentially means.


 
Posted : 27/03/2021 9:00 am
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You know what’s it like when you learn a word with more than two sylla, err cilla, err bits(!), and want to use it all the time…

FTFY


 
Posted : 27/03/2021 9:01 am
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Re. the question "What’s the Panama Canal like, just as shallow?",
I'd hardly describe a 20m draught as shallow...


 
Posted : 27/03/2021 10:53 am
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For comparison, Panamax draught is 12m


 
Posted : 27/03/2021 10:55 am
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It’s funny, after I posted a photo of a Skycrane helicopter, which is perfectly capable of lifting the biggest container on the ship, and there are quite a few around, civvi and military, people are still talking about land or water based cranes!
Apparently the incident was caused by a power-failure combined with a very strong side wind that forced the ship across the canal, just an unfortunate set of circumstances at the wrong time.
Some have mentioned winching it; well, an American off-roader with lots of experience winching large trucks out of awkward situations in places like Moab has suggested just that, using a couple of the biggest winches available - the ship’s own.

https://www.caranddriver.com/news/a35954476/stuck-ship-suez-canal-how-to-free/


 
Posted : 27/03/2021 11:40 am
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I assume the pirates on the east coast of Africa are now in for a bumper Easter as the traffic gets rerouted.

So my conspiracy theory* is the private security companies who guard the ships caused the blockade to push up their prices. Not enough war going on right now for them to make money.

*Other conspiracy theory’s are available!


 
Posted : 27/03/2021 11:41 am
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It’s funny, after I posted a photo of a Skycrane helicopter, which is perfectly capable of lifting the biggest container on the ship, and there are quite a few around, civvi and military, people are still talking about land or water based cranes!

Can a Skycrane lift 30 tonnes?

According to Wiki it has a max take off weight of 19 tonnes?

Some have mentioned winching it; well, an American off-roader with lots of experience winching large trucks out of awkward situations in places like Moab has suggested just that, using a couple of the biggest winches available – the ship’s own.

They are nowhere near the biggest winches available.

So he knows the ground is strong enough to hold an anchor to move the ship?

What's the ground reaction that you need to overcome? It could easily be thousands of tonnes. They have been pulling with tugs with a total bollard pull of around 1000t and it still hasn't moved.

A 1000t would part the anchor cable and rip the windlass off the deck.


 
Posted : 27/03/2021 11:52 am
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The problem is it's not just touched the bottom, it's run up the slope and lifted itself. Assuming (since they travel in convoy) that it was travelling at the speed limit for the canal of 16km/hr (and like a bike, in a crosswind speed is your friend as the rudder works) it had enough kinetic energy to lift the whole ship 1m. So the bow would have lifted more than that. The photos suggest the nominal waterline is raised by about 2 containers height, so 4m, but the tide may have dropped since it went aground.

All the evergreen ships are called Ever G___ , so perhaps it will be known for the rest of its life as Ever Grounded


 
Posted : 27/03/2021 12:15 pm
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Ever Greed.


 
Posted : 27/03/2021 12:17 pm
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Some have mentioned winching it; well, an American off-roader with lots of experience winching large trucks out of awkward situations in places like Moab has suggested just that, using a couple of the biggest winches available – the ship’s own.

As gobuchul says those windlasses are nowhere near strong enough. Quite apart from the fact they only use rope rather than wires they are only used for pulling it into dock and even then they have other assistance. The two situations are in no way comparable.

I was actually talking about manoeuvring whilst in the canal – for example when the bow starts heading off towards the bank due to a strong side wind.

I know what you were asking, it just wouldn't work. Thinking about it I don't think they work very well once you get some forward speed anyway so that's why it's a non starter. It's been a while and I was just a troglodyte. Plus they are huge power consumers, you need to run up extra generators to run them and can't just be used at the flick of a switch.


 
Posted : 27/03/2021 12:38 pm
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I’ve been wondering how you steer something that big. Does it need to move at a minimum speed of some sort

To maintain steerage you need flow over the rudder, so the prop's thrust is directing the ship. Once the prop' stops the flow over rudder is down to whatever speed the ship is moving at, so quickly becomes ineffective if there's a failure of the engine.

She has two bowthrusters, but these will have stopped if there was a total blackout, even if they were operable, depending in the wind speed and direction, they may not have been much help. Bow thrusters are used to help swing the bow when in port, assisting with berthing and unberthing. The wind probably shoved the stern across the canal, and theat was it.

Suez canal is also pretty shallow near the banks, and with her draught she will have ploughed in bow first, and the wind then shoved the stern across.

The bow thrusters are now next to useless also, running them with the bottom right underneath will make them churn suck up all the bottom material and quickly die.


 
Posted : 27/03/2021 1:42 pm
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Apparently they are going to start lightering containers.

That picture shows what a massive task that will be.

https://gcaptain.com/smit-start-suez-box-removal/


 
Posted : 27/03/2021 2:33 pm
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They'll be hoping that they can make use of the gradually rising high tides that happen over the next few days . . . although the tidal range there isn't huge, every little bit will help. From Wednesday onwards the tides get progressively smaller, which will make the refloat progressively harder.

An alternative viewpoint . . . bigger tides over the next few days will mean that at low water more of the ship's weight will be bearing on the grounded bow and stern sections (leaving the midships "hanging") . . . increasing the possibility that the hull could break its back.


 
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Posted : 27/03/2021 8:04 pm
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What about blocking the canal either side of the stuck ship and pumping water in to raise the water level. Tugs then manoeuvre boat to middle and temporary lock gates are removed?


 
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Posted : 28/03/2021 5:31 am
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I don’t know if this chart is genuine. But if it is, it’s not going anywhere...

https://twitter.com/gletham/status/1375862044650446848?s=21


 
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