MegaSack DRAW - This year's winner is user - rgwb
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You can't ride your bikes 'cos you've got haemorrhoids.
Officially feel old now. OMG how frickin painful? Feels like I've got a golf ball stuck there. Plus the indignation of going to the GP and having him poke around. Funnily, when he asked where the pain was, I said "around 4pm position". Could this GP work out where 4 o'clock is? No, of course he couldn't. Probs works in digital time. (lol)
You can get an operation. Effectively(I can't believe we're discussing your ringpiece) they're little hernias.
around 4pm
So only at teatime?
Bummer.
Suppositories work far, far better than any cream... once you get the knack of getting them up there and staying up there.
I'm sure you'll not need to ask me how I know this.
A proper shitty thing. You might have to ring around for treatment
BMX
Died last week Ed.
@househusband however I do find when they melt farting can be distinctly hazardous.
At least you got the "PB" from a "PBW" out of it.
Dont bother with any of the fancy creams or anything, just stick some petrol on then.
You can get up to 60 piles per gallon.
Could this GP work out where 4 o’clock is?
At least he didn’t stick his clock in
Or even a second hand
Could this GP work out where 4 o’clock is?
Surely it depends on where the "big hand" was pointing.
where the “big hand” was pointing.
Got an image of Kenny Everett as Brother Lee Love now!!
I was sanding earlier and I wondered whose wrinkly hand was on the door, that'll be mine 🙁
Thought of getting a trials bike for those awkward times?
https://images.app.goo.gl/tStHi8LPRPWnyPct8
Oh nasty. Hopefully things improve quickly for you.
My surgeon was so genuinely pleased with the job he had done that it almost made up for the embarrassment of having various nurses inspecting my rusty sheriffs badge.
Almost.
You haven't lived op, wait till you get an anal fissure and have a bit of constipation.
I feel that although I'm a man I can hold my head up high in a maternity ward.😁
OP,
Wait until it pop out to look like a purple colour kidney bean where you find sitting a nightmare. That's what happened to me and it was bloody painful. Happened to me 3 times now.
The last time it happened was few years ago. Luckily an Aussie doctor on his training/research trip to UK was my GP for that year so he sorted that out with pretty quickly after he checked it. A quick incision (apparently not allowed any more according to my British GP when it happened 2nd time) to let all the clotted blood out and all was fine. I mean the pain was gone in an instant. Just had to let the scar heal (apparently I was told incision might also cause infection etc so no longer allowed) He was astonished that I could stand the pain for almost a week ... actually I was in agony but no time to visit doctor. 😅
Ah. Yes.
On a side note, a friend went to a doctor in the US years ago with bottom issues, and the doctor turned up, said, "ok, I'm just going to stick my pinkie up your fanny" - she was half way out of the door before he explained what he was actually going to do.
“ok, I’m just going to stick my pinkie up your fanny”
🤣 Different meaning there.